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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Congratulations.

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Mr. Fontaine.

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Mr. Fontaine.

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You got a kitchen.

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We're gonna be cooking up some nice slices of pie.

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How about that, huh?

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You ready for some kitchen?

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Some cook?

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Some cookbook?

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You ready for some knives?

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We got forks.

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We got knives, Fontaine.

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We got spoons.

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We got pieces of peppercorns.

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We got sea salt.

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We got tarragon, nutmeg.

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We got bread.

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We got eggs.

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What else?

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What else do you want, flapjack?

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Sporks?

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Yeah.

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Charlie Coffee told me all about your kitchen.

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You got the...

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You got those tiles.

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Some ripe rice tiles.

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Am I right?

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You got any steaks?

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Any beans?

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tiles from Rye Price Tiles, am I right? You got any steaks, any beans? Let's do this. I hope you're all doing okay. Nice to see you. Dr. Crack Designs, Mama Duck, Eric, Evan, Max, Ninja, Kristen. Let's do this.

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New Game.

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Do you want a follow tutorial during your first day? Yes, I do. 22 years on the force. Never cooked a goddamn egg. Looks like this guy's gonna need some scriptures to read from.

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Hi, I'm the manager of this place. Since it is your first day, three important things you need to know in case you get lost.

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One, key binding hints are always displayed in the bottom right corner of the screen. Great. Two, during this tutorial you can view your task in the bottom left corner of the screen. Right. Three, this tutorial will auto save between stages. You get lost or stuck, you can always go back. Right? That's nice.

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Looks like the last owner left this place in the sorry state. Get the phone. We need to call some professionals. Looks like we need to get someone to come and clean this place up. Someone took a shit in the kitchen and forgot to flush. Nice kitchen. Nice view. Downtown Manhattan.

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Manhattan, the city.

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We used to rig this to watch games on Sundays.

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Yeah, we sure did.

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Back Super Sunday, Monday Night Football.

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Yeah, the Pigs game classic.

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Myself, Johnny DeSouza.

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It says get the phone.

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We need to call.

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Sorry, I was reminiscing about the time we used to watch football.

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Yeah, play football too in the kitchen.

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Get the phone.

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We need to call some professionals down here.

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Right, let's do this.

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Let's do this.

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Hey, Pigs, how you doing there?

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How you doing there, hotshot?

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Hey, Pigs.

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Sorry to tell you, but there's a warrant out for your arrest.

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For Flucklebuckin'.

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Yeah, not nice.

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She got some explaining to do down the precinct.

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Thank you very much for your tip.

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Right, this broad wants me to answer the phone.

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So we're gonna do that.

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What a miss.

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We need to get the gas cooker running.

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Hold on.

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Hold on.

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Hold on.

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I'm just trying to answer the phone here.

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Pick up phone.

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Complete.

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Oh, that's all we had to do, right?

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Nothing more.

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Nothing less.

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Right, right, right.

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Playing games at work is fun.

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This will keep you sane.

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Hey, if it's tuned to Today FM, I don't think so.

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Probably have the opposite effect, right?

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Let's do this.

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You're going away to Rikers.

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Jesus Malone.

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You're going away to Rikers, hot shot.

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Thank you very much for your kind and generous tip.

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Wow.

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It will take ages to repair that thing.

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We better hire someone that's fast.

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While hovering over the cooker.

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Hey, what?

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I miss what she said.

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Mama duck.

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Mama duck.

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Thank you very much for your slice of luck.

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You're going away to Rikers.

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Wow.

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It will take ages to repair.

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While hovering over the cooker, press mouse wheel to select the company.

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Then left mouse click to start repairs.

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Let's find out.

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Let's have a look inside our black book here.

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To see, uh...

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See what we can call an hour of need.

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Yeah, I'm moving the goddamn mouse wheel here.

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My little, uh, black book.

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It ain't opening.

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Okay.

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So that's falling right off there.

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That's not going to be good.

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What can we do with this?

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What can we do with this?

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This is a cooking lid.

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This is a cooker.

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This is from a old machine.

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What can we do with this?

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Repair this shit.

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Press to start repairs.

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Twist knob.

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Put down.

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So far, not so good.

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We got...

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We got Victor D'Souza coming in with a party of 10.

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And five minutes.

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And we ain't even got nothing.

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22 years I used to work oven division.

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Yeah, we seen a lot.

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We caught a lot of bad cases.

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Hover over cooker.

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Use scroll wheel to...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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Use scroll wheel...

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To select company...

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Use scroll wheel...

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To select company...

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To select company...

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We turn this goddamn notepad off there.

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We turn this goddamn notepad off there.

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What can we do with this?

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What the hell do we do with this?

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Right.

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Victor D'Souza party of five is coming in pretty soon.

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We need to get this oven fixed.

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Let's leave that shit down.

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Let's leave that shit down there.

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Maybe we can go back to the phone.

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Let's go back to the phone here.

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Pick up this shit.

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Now.

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Now, let's go over here.

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Let's go over here.

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Maybe we can...

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Handyman.

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At your service.

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Fast service.

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A repair.

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How do we know who's good?

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How do we know who's...

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How do we know who's a good guy?

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We got a lot of repair, man, in this town.

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The city.

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City of angels.

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City of darkness.

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Gotham City.

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R. Kelly.

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How do we know we ain't got...

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We don't want a cowboy.

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We don't want any of this cowboy repairman shit.

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Let's call fast.

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Nice corp.

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Pricey, though.

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Let's do it.

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Because you got to pay.

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Hey.

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You get what you pay for, right?

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Let's do this.

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Money.

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Try not to go bankrupt.

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Almost everything in the kitchen costs money.

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Plates, products, repairs.

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Don't take more than you need.

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Keep an eye on your balance.

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Once you're out of money, you're out of biz.

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Yeah.

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You don't need to tell me twice.

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One down, four to go.

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We still need to fix ovens and deep fryers.

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Victor D'Souza's gonna be coming in there pretty soon.

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We need to fix all this shit.

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Holy shit, this is a joke.

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Let's do this.

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So, that's 125.

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Okay, they've been fixed.

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They've been fixed.

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That's been fixed.

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That's been fixed.

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Right, Fontaine.

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Here we go.

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We're doing well here.

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Sweet Beast Mark.

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Charlie Coffee told me all about you yesterday, sweet beast.

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Thank you very much for your kind and generous tip.

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Now, let's put this phone back in its sock.

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And let's move fast.

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Charlie Coffee told me all about you yesterday.

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New Gate.

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Baked scenes.

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Thank you very much.

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New Gate.

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Baked scenes.

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Very kind of you.

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And to everybody out there in the mainframe, thank you for tuning in.

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All right, let's have a look.

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What's next on the agenda?

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Repair lower of...

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Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday.

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Robbie Brothers.

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How the hell are you, Robbie Brothers?

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Thanks so much, Bobby...

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Bobby Bro.

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Your real sweet piece.

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A fennel cake.

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And that hasn't been invented yet.

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You're going away to Rikers.

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I threw you in my kitchen.

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Fontaine's.

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Thank you very much as well.

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Great British...

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Schneek off.

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Now...

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Let's have a look.

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Four seconds on that repair clock.

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Two seconds.

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One second...

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Oven repair.

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Thanks for the donation.

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We got warrants.

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We need to bring the phone over...

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Dougie Bowser's house.

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Thank you very much, Dougie Bowser.

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Hope you're doing good, pigskin.

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Great job.

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Put the phone away.

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We won't be needing it anytime soon.

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I hope.

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Well, that's nice.

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Back...

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In its socket.

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Okay, no time to take a breather.

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Place is empty.

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We're going to need to do something about it.

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First, you'll need some utensils.

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Victor D'Souza's not going to be happy.

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Find the cardboard box.

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Hover over one.

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Press left mouse click to open shop.

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Find the cardboard box.

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Hover over one.

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Press left mouse click to open shop.

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Okay.

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Let's have a look.

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Cardboard box.

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Select utensils.

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Tab.

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Blender.

283
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,240
Let's do this.

284
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:22,840
250C.

285
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,020
Let's buy.

286
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:27,120
Good.

287
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,780
Now put the blender away.

288
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,980
You can carry only one thing at a time, right?

289
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,540
So let's stick that in some kind of cupboard.

290
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:38,020
Or as you crazy-ass Irish guys call it,

291
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,220
the press.

292
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:42,960
Where the hell does this press?

293
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,940
Where the hell can we find this press?

294
00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:46,980
I ain't impressed.

295
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:51,400
The situation in this kitchen is depressing.

296
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:51,880
Good.

297
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:55,100
Now put the blender away.

298
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,400
You can carry one thing at a time.

299
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,240
Hey, thanks very much, broad face.

300
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,020
But I don't know where the blender goes, right?

301
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,280
Put it down.

302
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,180
Maybe we'll leave it on some...

303
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,240
Let's put it on this.

304
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,080
Let's put it there.

305
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,280
Hover over the box.

306
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,420
Press E to pick it up.

307
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,740
Put it down on the countertop.

308
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:16,940
Okay.

309
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:17,960
Here we go.

310
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,900
Very, very nice, Fentain.

311
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,220
Very, very nice.

312
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,400
Where's your son?

313
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,000
Press E.

314
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,140
Put it down on the counter.

315
00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:28,620
You're right.

316
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,360
I'm doing that.

317
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,900
I'm doing that, huh?

318
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,020
Put it down.

319
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:34,620
Right.

320
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,360
I want you to check every outhouse...

321
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,680
Doghouse and shithouse for that son of a bitch.

322
00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,100
Clocky from the block.

323
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,900
From the Rebel County, Fentain.

324
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,260
Thank you very much.

325
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:49,920
Corky Corkster.

326
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,720
Use the shop to buy equipment from the list.

327
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:54,500
Right.

328
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:54,600
Right.

329
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,500
We got a little list here, right?

330
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:01,160
Where the hell is this goddamn shop?

331
00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:06,900
We need a big tray, a big pot, couldn't board, knife, pan, spatula.

332
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,020
Use the shop to buy equipment from the list.

333
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:15,660
Use the laptop.

334
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:18,960
Use the laptop.

335
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,160
Thank you very much, Clocky.

336
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,520
I want you to check every outhouse...

337
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,660
Anaconda Jeezy.

338
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,260
Back in the easy.

339
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:39,580
With the full Tweezy.

340
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,400
Thank you very much.

341
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:42,720
We got a son.

342
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:45,180
Okay.

343
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:49,680
Let's have a look here.

344
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,340
Where's the shop?

345
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,040
Anybody out there...

346
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,320
You're going away to Rikers.

347
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,600
Anybody out there know where my shop is?

348
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,000
McSlee.

349
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:01,520
Thank you very much, McSlee.

350
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:01,600
McSlee.

351
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:10,440
Anybody out there in the chat land do?

352
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,960
Know about this goddamn shop?

353
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:15,500
The box?

354
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,060
Is the box the shop?

355
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:18,900
Bullshit.

356
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:21,420
Oh, it is.

357
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,720
Hey, how about that?

358
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:27,820
New York has changed so much since I was a wee little sling bat.

359
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,500
Now you get shops and boxes, right?

360
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,720
Byproduct of the information superhighway.

361
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:35,660
Bill Gates.

362
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:36,980
Terry Yates.

363
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,180
All those guys.

364
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,940
Sharpest knife in the box tray.

365
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:44,580
Let's do this.

366
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,180
You're going away to Rikers.

367
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,180
Justin Maslow.

368
00:16:57,180 --> 00:17:01,780
Crustacean of our ages.

369
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,160
The Belfast Telepages.

370
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,680
The Metal Gear Sages.

371
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:10,660
I ain't seen you ages.

372
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,140
You're going away to Rikers.

373
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,800
Jesus Malone 420.

374
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,820
Thank you so much.

375
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,800
And thank you, J.

376
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:16,460
J.

377
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,020
Mass.

378
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:18,780
Right.

379
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,660
Let's have a look at this.

380
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,040
What do we need?

381
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:20,960
We need bake tray.

382
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,000
Bake tray.

383
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:24,800
Let's do this.

384
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,140
We're going to get baked.

385
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:29,840
Buy two big pots.

386
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,200
How many of these got that?

387
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,720
I didn't buy that last guy.

388
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:38,720
Okay.

389
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,080
Let's put these guys over here.

390
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,440
Let's put that guy there.

391
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:51,080
We need two big pots.

392
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:51,120
We need two big pots.

393
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,800
Hey, I'm down.

394
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,720
I'm down big time.

395
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,800
We're going bankrupt.

396
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,860
Look at this LG TV.

397
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,180
Smash to bits.

398
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,280
I wanted to watch the game tonight.

399
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,520
After D'Souza.

400
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,920
After I served D'Souza his last meal.

401
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:29,820
I want you to check every outhouse doghouse shithouse for that son of a bitch Nubiae.

402
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,100
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

403
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,680
Your name was Casey's Bitches.

404
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:41,500
We can't have bitches in that title description, I'm afraid.

405
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,520
That's why Streamlabs, they censor this shit.

406
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,920
Cutting board.

407
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:52,160
What am I going to do with cutting board?

408
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,820
Cut some shit up.

409
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,260
That's why.

410
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,000
Put that down there.

411
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,120
Open up our little box of tricks again.

412
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,020
We got a knife.

413
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:02,500
Let's throw that shit.

414
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,400
Let's put that shit down.

415
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,440
Let's put that shit down.

416
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:10,080
What kind of kitchen is this?

417
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,540
They ain't got nothing.

418
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:19,280
Can we move this goddamn box away again?

419
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,200
Let's go and put this back.

420
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,620
Because we need to keep a clean house.

421
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:31,400
Get in the goddamn slot, Fontaine.

422
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:32,660
Get.

423
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,520
What the hell is this, Fontaine?

424
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:44,340
Okay.

425
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,380
Put down.

426
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,060
Right.

427
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,940
I don't know how it got to the top there.

428
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:49,880
I put it in there.

429
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:53,100
Goddamn box is doing Houdini tricks.

430
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:55,800
David Copperfield.

431
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,520
The man who made the Statue of Liberty disappear.

432
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,860
How about that David Blaine?

433
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,980
Son of a bitch Harvard.

434
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,720
He was living in a box for two weeks.

435
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,140
He didn't take a dump once.

436
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,160
He pissed into a bag.

437
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,100
All I seen that cat drink was Lucasade.

438
00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:22,000
We got the tools, but we don't have any recipes.

439
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:22,900
Go to the laptop.

440
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:23,360
Yeah.

441
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,740
I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse.

442
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:29,740
Thank you very much.

443
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,920
Where's the lamb sauce, Fontaine?

444
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,560
Hey, Fontaine, you're trying to tell me you don't know about that guy, Ramsey?

445
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,720
And you're eating his Herico beans.

446
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,280
Bullshit.

447
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,400
Bullshit.

448
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,400
Fontaine.

449
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,600
Bullshit.

450
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:53,840
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

451
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,880
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

452
00:20:55,940 --> 00:21:03,560
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

453
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,860
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your colant.

454
00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:13,780
You can generate extra drafage by using your gooch as a waft.

455
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:18,220
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

456
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,680
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

457
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:37,720
Thanks very much there for the sponsorship deal there, Firelighters.

458
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,260
Great way to get your fire started.

459
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,100
We know the nights are drawing in now.

460
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,760
It's not as warm as it used to be.

461
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,600
And also, the spiders are coming in.

462
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:58,260
One big ass spider found himself on a little cobweb above my head, above the bed last night.

463
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,360
I took out my nine.

464
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,760
And he ran away.

465
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:15,080
Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday.

466
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,460
Hey Charlie Coffee, thank you so much, Thongy.

467
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,580
Okay, let's have a look here.

468
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,720
What the hell do we do?

469
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,560
Unlock the basic recipes.

470
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,380
Use recipes manager app.

471
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,740
Okay, manager app.

472
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,780
Click on the not own tab.

473
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,920
So, buy a recipe for baked trout by clicking the highlight button.

474
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,420
Let's do this.

475
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,100
Baked trout.

476
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,280
Seven minutes.

477
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:41,800
Okay.

478
00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:44,120
Something easy.

479
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,120
Salmon steak.

480
00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:45,960
Let's do that.

481
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,200
Salmon dawn.

482
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,820
Fresh from the river Moy.

483
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:59,300
Tomato soup.

484
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:00,880
That'll start everyone.

485
00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,800
That'll get the tongues wagging.

486
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:04,480
The stomach's grumbling.

487
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,700
And then you hit them.

488
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:06,880
Boom!

489
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,280
Hit them in the face with the salmon dawn.

490
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,160
Not literally.

491
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,680
You will probably get arrested for that.

492
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:18,220
Assaulting customers with fish dawns.

493
00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:19,520
Not something I want to do.

494
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,420
Not something you want to do either.

495
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,400
Let's close this.

496
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:23,920
And get to work.

497
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:27,620
Okay, let's.

498
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:29,060
I want you to change every outhouse.

499
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:29,820
Utensils.

500
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820
Utensils.

501
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820
Utensils.

502
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820
Utensils.

503
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820
Utensils.

504
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820
Utensils.

505
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820
Utensils.

506
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820
Utensils.

507
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,600
Oh, oh.

508
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,560
Trying to cuck a salmon in here.

509
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,640
You believe this traffic.

510
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,640
It's kind of putting me off.

511
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,740
It's putting me off my chi.

512
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,980
Okay, our sponsorship deal has to go down.

513
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,380
We don't need that on the screen.

514
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,000
The whole time.

515
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,300
Oh my God.

516
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,800
Victor D'Souza is going to be very angry.

517
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,640
Gustavo Free.

518
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,320
Gustavo Free.

519
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,300
Thank you very much.

520
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,800
So I had to say your name back three times.

521
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,080
Not because you're like the candy man or some shit.

522
00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:14,080
Because a lot of people have been tricking me into saying your names.

523
00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:16,360
When I say it, it's a dirty word.

524
00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:19,080
That's not going to happen tonight.

525
00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:23,560
I want you to check every outhouse doghouse shithouse.

526
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,180
Timmy Shenanigans.

527
00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:25,100
Timmy Shenanigans.

528
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,780
Thank you very much, Timmy Shenanigans.

529
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,580
That's very, very kind.

530
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,340
I'm very nice.

531
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,220
I'm Matt Ryan, too.

532
00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:34,020
I'm not lying.

533
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,520
I'm always crying, Matt.

534
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,660
Whenever I see you flying in the chat, Matt.

535
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,080
Okay, let's do this.

536
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:42,780
What are we going to do?

537
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,240
David Penny.

538
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,160
Thank you so much.

539
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,340
Buy salt.

540
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,460
Enter shop view.

541
00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:49,920
Thank you very much, David Penny.

542
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,320
Let's go and spend a penny inside here.

543
00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:54,260
Spices.

544
00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:54,820
Salt.

545
00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:58,800
I wouldn't necessarily call salt a spice.

546
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,020
Let's buy that shit.

547
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,400
Bring it over here.

548
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,920
You're going away to Rikers.

549
00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,180
Put product down.

550
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:08,860
Ivana.

551
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:10,320
Thank you very much, Ivana.

552
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,520
Thank you very much.

553
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:16,260
See.

554
00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:19,140
We need to buy more.

555
00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:21,460
Black pepper, cayenne powder, dill.

556
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:23,460
Horse radish.

557
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:24,340
Thyme.

558
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,420
Let's bring this goddamn box over to the shop thing.

559
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:29,980
Pick this shit up.

560
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,700
Ryan C. and Frigerator 764.

561
00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:39,000
How you doing, big streamers?

562
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:41,840
All right, let's bring this box over here.

563
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,120
Buy some stuff again.

564
00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:45,920
You're going away to Rikers.

565
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:47,500
Ryan C.

566
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:49,500
You're going away to Rikers for a long time.

567
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,580
Pack your bags.

568
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,800
Pack your trunks.

569
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,200
Pack your little schnorkel.

570
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,500
Because you're getting submerged.

571
00:25:58,180 --> 00:25:58,580
Yeah.

572
00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,200
They got a new unit down there.

573
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:00,960
Aqua unit.

574
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,100
They're going to dunk.

575
00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:04,720
They're going to give you the donkey dunks.

576
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:05,860
Thanks for the donation.

577
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,680
Frigerator 764 is going to be there too.

578
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,160
Spout and brown.

579
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:11,560
Okay.

580
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,080
Okay.

581
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:12,600
Okay.

582
00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:13,220
Let's do this.

583
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:13,860
Let's buy this.

584
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,000
Black pepper, cayenne, dill.

585
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,580
Can we not buy all these guys in one go?

586
00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:20,780
No, we cannot.

587
00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:23,600
Once we're open, there's not going to be much time.

588
00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:23,940
Yeah, yeah.

589
00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:25,780
She keeps telling me this.

590
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,960
Best buy all the spices now.

591
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:31,880
That's what I'm doing.

592
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,400
She keeps popping up.

593
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,040
Telling me what to do.

594
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,540
Badgering me.

595
00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:40,560
She's nagging me.

596
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,520
Time.

597
00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:45,440
We all want to buy some time.

598
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,240
That's something you can't buy, right?

599
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,180
We got someone peeping their horn.

600
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:53,020
All right.

601
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:53,580
Let's do this.

602
00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:53,920
Put this.

603
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:54,860
Put this.

604
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:56,560
Son of a box back.

605
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,520
Brow shop.

606
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,200
Pick up.

607
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:03,600
Fuck.

608
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:05,020
Huh?

609
00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:11,080
Now, up you go.

610
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:12,160
Thank you.

611
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,320
Why did I say thank you to the box?

612
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:17,480
Anyway.

613
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,980
Thanks for the donation.

614
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:22,420
We got the ones.

615
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,880
Well, if it isn't my old buddy Seymour.

616
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:26,160
Okay.

617
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:26,580
Let's see.

618
00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:27,000
Repair.

619
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,180
Thank you very much, Seymour.

620
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,020
And to shop view again.

621
00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:30,700
Liquids.

622
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:32,540
Oh.

623
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,940
This fucking goddamn box.

624
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,300
This is going to be the death of me.

625
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,780
Bring this box over again.

626
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,280
Slap that shit down.

627
00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:43,600
Open her up.

628
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,620
And see what's inside.

629
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,360
Chicken broth.

630
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,200
Sour cream.

631
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,300
Sunflower oil.

632
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:02,020
We're going to be cooking up a storm in here.

633
00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:05,520
Thanks for the donation.

634
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:06,940
We got warrants.

635
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,360
Certainly a big hit.

636
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,580
The Ian Dempsey breakfast show.

637
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,140
Well, well, well, Ian.

638
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,460
How you doing?

639
00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:18,380
Thank you very much.

640
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,220
Look, someone's ordered a dish.

641
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:26,980
Every time a client orders something, you'll be notified in the upper left corner of the screen there.

642
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:35,420
Notifications will also appear when you have only a minute left to complete a dish.

643
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,000
You're slightly late.

644
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,040
When a client wants to give up waiting to go to work there.

645
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:47,240
Before we get underway with today's cookery show, I want to ask everybody, how are you all doing out there?

646
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:48,820
How have you been?

647
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:49,880
It's been a while.

648
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:58,200
I want to say thanks so much for coming back to watch me do a bit of cooking, a bit of crime busting, a bit of fattening.

649
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,780
I hope you have a good time, right?

650
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,780
Also, how is the microphone?

651
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,880
Can you hear my voice?

652
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,500
Is it the popping?

653
00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:10,900
Or is it good?

654
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,480
Let's put this shit back.

655
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:16,420
Oh, we got a new guy.

656
00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:18,300
We got Gordon Ramsay up in this.

657
00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,580
Someone's ordered some trout.

658
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,540
The fish is inside.

659
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,800
Open the door and buy one.

660
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:28,560
Got every trout house, bird house, shit house, utensil house.

661
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,920
We need to put this box back.

662
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,320
Serve up this trout big time.

663
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,700
Got a goddamn box.

664
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,660
It won't go inside this slot here, Fontaine Rams.

665
00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:41,360
Hey, Rams.

666
00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:44,720
I'm just going to fucking put this.

667
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,940
Let's put it down there.

668
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,300
Piece of shit box.

669
00:29:48,780 --> 00:29:49,620
The fish is inside.

670
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:50,860
Open the door and buy one.

671
00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:51,940
What door?

672
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,160
What door?

673
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,760
Where am I buying this trout?

674
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,400
Is this not a kitchen?

675
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,820
Bake the trout.

676
00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,720
Okay, let's do this.

677
00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:00,760
Fish is inside.

678
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,540
Open the door and buy a trout.

679
00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:10,380
Okay, small pop on the high, Sham.

680
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,880
Pop filter, Celtic Warrior.

681
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:13,180
I don't have a pop filter.

682
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:14,800
I might put a sock on that shit.

683
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:17,040
We'll put a sock on this and see how it goes.

684
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,740
That don't smell too good.

685
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:27,400
Pop.

686
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,240
Pop quiz.

687
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,740
Pop filter, asshole.

688
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,060
Actually, we're going to take that off.

689
00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:33,520
We're going to take that shit off.

690
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,160
You're going to have to deal with the pops.

691
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:38,260
Because I ain't breathing that in.

692
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:41,440
Congratulations.

693
00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:42,740
You got a sock.

694
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,660
Okay, let's have a look here.

695
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:49,820
Dalith.

696
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:50,860
Thank you very much.

697
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:56,380
Look, we're going to have to try and make a Dalithia dish for Dalith.

698
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:00,480
Right, right.

699
00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:01,040
Let's have a look.

700
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,960
Hatch next to the red doors.

701
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,980
Hatch next to the red doors.

702
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:06,580
Here we go.

703
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:07,180
Hatch.

704
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,560
Open up.

705
00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:12,260
Thanks for the donation.

706
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,340
We got warrants.

707
00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:16,560
A clone named Gibso.

708
00:31:16,660 --> 00:31:17,580
Thank you very much.

709
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:21,580
Where the hell is the...

710
00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:28,760
What's going on here?

711
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:32,440
Refrigerator.

712
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,900
Irish Archie.

713
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:36,760
Thank you very much.

714
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,420
Here we go.

715
00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:39,460
Oh, two fishes.

716
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:41,420
On a little pan.

717
00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:43,440
Mind that each product costs money, right?

718
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,960
Put that trout on the cutting board.

719
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,840
Let's slap that...

720
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,040
Slap that trout right down.

721
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,120
Black pepper, dill, and thyme.

722
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,180
Five grams each.

723
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,480
Just pick a spice container.

724
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,380
Target the fish.

725
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:04,940
And press trigger.

726
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,200
Okay, dill and thyme.

727
00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:07,860
Let's do this.

728
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:09,980
Dill and thyme.

729
00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,980
Five grams of dill.

730
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:13,380
Throwing away the Rikers.

731
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:16,220
What's this?

732
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:18,240
Let's season this goddamn fish.

733
00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:19,320
Who the hell was that?

734
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,780
Irish Archie.

735
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,240
And Billy and Christy.

736
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,240
Thank you very much.

737
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,340
Scoop is that Newgate is doing the Charleston in Cork City.

738
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:30,780
Corky the cat.

739
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:31,780
Thank you very much.

740
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:32,120
Thank you very much.

741
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:32,120
Thank you very much.

742
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,460
One gram.

743
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,040
Two gram.

744
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,560
Three gram.

745
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,760
Four gram.

746
00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:39,980
Five gram.

747
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:40,080
Five gram.

748
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,140
And one more.

749
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:44,840
There we go.

750
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,280
That's great.

751
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:46,280
That's great.

752
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,720
That's great.

753
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,240
That is great.

754
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,760
That's fantastic shit.

755
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,300
That's the best.

756
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,740
That's the best in the West.

757
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,080
Right.

758
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,900
Now we need to get some...

759
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:06,400
dill.

760
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,400
I want you to check every outhouse.com.

761
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,080
Oh!

762
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,200
Shit house for that son of a bitch.

763
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:16,800
Newgate.

764
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:17,860
Andy the fuck.

765
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:44,200
Thank you very much for the boom time.

766
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:45,820
Andy the fuck.

767
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:46,780
Thank you very much.

768
00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:48,380
Okay.

769
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,120
Let's do this.

770
00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,060
One gram.

771
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,220
Two gram.

772
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,240
Three gram.

773
00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:53,820
Four.

774
00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:56,060
Five gram.

775
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,060
On the trout.

776
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,400
One gram.

777
00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:59,180
Some more.

778
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,760
Now let's bring this back.

779
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,980
Slap that down.

780
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,600
Grab ourselves some black pepper.

781
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,760
Now let's pepper your trout.

782
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:15,100
You know, you need to pepper your trout nice and fast.

783
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:15,680
So here we go.

784
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:16,340
Two.

785
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:16,700
Four.

786
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:17,600
Five.

787
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:26,760
There we go. Now take the trout, put it on the tray. Let's take that trout, slap that

788
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:31,600
fish right down on that bake tray, Funtain. Now let's put that in the oven. Note you can

789
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:39,840
use many trays at the same time. Okay, great stuff. Over to the oven we go, right? Bottom

790
00:34:39,840 --> 00:35:07,040
oven bottoms up. Top dial turn that oven on.

791
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:36,640
Let's close that door. Turn the dial. We leave it for 90 seconds. That's very fast for a fish. I would not serve that to myself. But if Ramsay says it, it's okay then that Ramsay is okay. Now let's get our...what the hell are these guys? How'd you crouch? Okay, Peter Crouch. Let's get our lemons. When life gives you lemons, right?

792
00:35:36,640 --> 00:36:01,440
Let's close that shit. Remember we need to close this to keep the ingredients nice and cold. Otherwise they will go off. Now use the knife to cut the lemon into four pieces. Not a pan. You can't cut a lemon with a pan, right? You need a knife. Sharp and tight.

793
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:32,340
Far further. Thank you very much. Charlie Coffee told me all about you yesterday afternoon. Thank you. Congratulations. You got a son. My uncle said that you and him used to cook the books for the Gambino family before you joined the force. Any truth? Hey, ask me no questions. I'll tell you no lies. Moths are gammy enough. That's true. That is true.

794
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:45,380
I will not dispute that in a court of law, your honor. Okay, cut. One. Two. Okay, we got three pieces. But if we cut one again, we're gonna have five, right?

795
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:47,800
Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday.

796
00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:57,420
Mike, thank you very much. And a big shout out to the rest of your family, the Rochers. Thanks, Mike.

797
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:03,700
Did he say five pieces? Did he say five or four?

798
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:06,100
Fuck.

799
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,640
You're going away to Rikers.

800
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:28,980
Thank you very much. Thank you very much there. Veteran weed man. Four pieces complete. Sweet. Right. Now what do we do with this? Buy a plate. Back of this goddamn place again. Oh, we have plates already. Right. Nice. Thanks for the donation. We got warrants.

801
00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:42,020
Dermot Lopez investigations. Mr. Lopez. Thank you very much, Mr. Lopez. The DLP. You know me, huh?

802
00:37:42,660 --> 00:38:07,380
I'm going to go. Right. What the hell am I doing here? Transfer the trout onto the plate. You can quickly transfer products into a held container even when they're hot by pressing. Use that knowledge to transfer trout to plate.

803
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:21,680
What the fuck is this? Huh? Is it done? Is that even done?

804
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,800
It keeps telling me to buy a plate. I don't want to buy a plate. I got a lot of plates.

805
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:43,120
I got a lot of plates. Hot shot.

806
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,680
Oh, right. I bought one. Right. I already bought one.

807
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,280
Deep plate. Large plate.

808
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,100
Maybe it was the large plate I needed to buy.

809
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:10,720
Basic.

810
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,360
Congratulations. You bought a plate.

811
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,480
Trout is nearly done, guys.

812
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:30,960
Look at that.

813
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,160
Mm-mm.

814
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,240
Black trout.

815
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:41,120
While we're waiting for that trout, we can walk around the kitchen and survey the scene.

816
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:49,520
Maybe we can put these into a nice order because chaos is not good when you're trying to serve the Sousa. Let me tell you that.

817
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,240
What are we going to do with this goddamn lemon we cut up? He's just told me to leave it there, right?

818
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,520
Strange kitchen.

819
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:57,520
Strange kitchen.

820
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,640
Strange kitchen. Very strange, Fintain.

821
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,720
Trout. Okay, let's do this. Trout.

822
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:10,320
Right.

823
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:28,880
Trout time, baby. Trout. What the fuck am I doing with this plate? I'm trying to put it on top of a trout.

824
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:42,400
Advanced controls. Shift. Drop. Put container down. Now, pick up product.

825
00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:04,240
Hmm. We've come up against the barricade here. I don't know what's going on here, Fintain, but, uh, I can't transfer the trout to the plate.

826
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:14,320
Hold the plate? Somebody's telling me to hold the plate in the chat. Yeah, I'm holding the goddamn plate.

827
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:28,320
I've been holding that plate for 22 years. Oh, look. Here we go. Thank you very much. Whoever it was in chat telling me to hold the plate. Very, very nice. Very, very kind of you.

828
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,880
You're going away to Rikers.

829
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,120
Mel.com. Thank you very much. Mel.com.

830
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,960
Like, we're going to season this shit with horseradish. Make sure you got your horseradish.

831
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:49,760
Remember to go and close that oven door, too. We don't want any fucking Sylvia Plath situations occurring.

832
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:58,560
What we do want is a situation whereby we can season the trout fast and hard with a nice, thick slice of horseradish.

833
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,040
Dried, of course. 5G's that shit. The big 5G.

834
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:10,800
One. One, two, three, four, five, G.

835
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,240
You're going away to Rikers.

836
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,520
Hey, Brexit 420. And the Dutch Gold Kid.

837
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:21,760
Thank you very much. The two of you guys, sweet angels.

838
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,280
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet angels.

839
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,080
Now, pick up the plate with the trout.

840
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:37,280
Now, pick up the lemon quarters. Target them and use scroll wheel to expand your pickup range.

841
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,080
Okay, yeah.

842
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:50,080
Now, finally, pick some fresh parsley onto the plate. 6G's.

843
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:57,040
I gotta tell you something. I would've actually done better in reality. I wouldn't put that much of a lemon on a goddamn fish.

844
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:12,720
Thyme dried fresh parsley. Let's do this shit. Over here by the herb garden. We got a little herb situation going on over here. Or is that known in my place of birth? Herbs.

845
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:21,040
Thanks for the donation. We got warrants.

846
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,800
Thanks very much. We got warrants.

847
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:38,880
Okay, C. That's right. We got two. We got three. We got four. We got too much parsley. Okay. Now you need to serve it. Put it on the checkout shelf.

848
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:47,840
Give that to the sous. Compliments to the chef. Me. Click on the checkout app.

849
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,040
Let's take an Instagram snap of this shit first.

850
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:24,400
There we go. Upload that. Slapdash filter. 5,000 likes on Facetube. 9,000 subscribers on Facetube. 8,000 likes on Instagram. And 2,000 yayos. On YouTube.

851
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,720
Okay, we're in. Let's do that.

852
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:39,040
Taste, two stars. Realization time, five stars. Overall score, two stars.

853
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:51,680
Come on, Fontaine. You need to give me better than that shit. Look, I try my best out here. I'm Fontaine-ing hard out here. First day on the job. 22 years in the kitchen.

854
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,780
How many fame points we give for the dish. The better the restaurant, the higher the quality of the dish.

855
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:02,800
You need to prepare to earn any fame. Poorly made meals will lower your fame.

856
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:07,960
To be honest, I was looking at two Michelin stars for that.

857
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,240
I didn't get one.

858
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,760
Guest tip, right?

859
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,760
Guest tip, right? Fame. Guest complaints. Perfect flavor.

860
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,960
Baked trout. Temperature perfect.

861
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,120
Yeah, it's okay. It's not too bad, right?

862
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,040
That's it for today. Tomorrow we'll be open for business. Do your best.

863
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,120
Okay, Victor D'Souza.

864
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,960
Good job, Victor D'Souza. Didn't turn up today because

865
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,560
we were under a lot of stress, a lot of pressure in this kitchen. A lot of pressure.

866
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:53,080
Don't go bankrupt.

867
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:57,640
Choose puck.

868
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,960
Steady hands.

869
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,000
Steady hands. Unbreakable plates. Heat proof gloves.

870
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,720
I think I'm gonna go for heat proof gloves.

871
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:17,320
Because I could see there was some hot fish going on there. I don't know whether or not I burnt my hands.

872
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,880
Bit of burning handers. I'm not sure.

873
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,680
Oh, there's even more perks. Look, we can get thermal vision.

874
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:29,160
Connections.

875
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,480
Slow motion. Time rewinder. Busy day.

876
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,200
Let's just get skilled up, right? Let's get skilled up here.

877
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,040
Pick selected.

878
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,080
Steady hands. All right, slide. Right.

879
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:02,360
Day two.

880
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,080
You'd know all about it if you ever worked a day in your life.

881
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:13,720
Welcome. Welcome to Fontaine's. 52nd and 6th.

882
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,400
We're gonna do our best to accommodate your palate.

883
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,840
But until then, sit down and shut up.

884
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,880
Thomas Fox says, "You're no Donald Skihan."

885
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,560
I know who that son- I don't know who this son of a bitch Skihan is.

886
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,200
But he's going away to Rikers.

887
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,080
Let's have a look here.

888
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:50,600
I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch Nujia.

889
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,000
Dr. Roshin the Booker.

890
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,080
Who likes burgers.

891
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:56,680
Thank you very much.

892
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,840
Can I order my burger rare? No, you need to have that well- that shithead needs to be well done.

893
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,120
Because raw beef could be a raw deal, right?

894
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:11,320
Let's pick up where we left off, right? Open up the Skill Manager app.

895
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,120
Skills provide you with some small gameplay bonuses.

896
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,160
If you don't spend your skills, some skills become available, blah, blah, blah.

897
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,560
Right, right, right, right, right.

898
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:25,880
Okay.

899
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,400
I don't understand. Go back to the perks. Okay, browse right here.

900
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,240
Here you can review already owned perks.

901
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,000
I think that's all. Once you're done, you can exit, right?

902
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,720
That was a waste of time. Thanks so much. Thanks for nothing.

903
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:57,800
Let's get cooking. Yeah, my sentiments exactly. You're telling me to go on Google, right?

904
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:00,840
Ramsey's back.

905
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:07,640
Look at this guy, the concierge. Salmon steak with boiled tomatoes.

906
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,960
Boiled potatoes, I mean. Find a big pot. We need to boil them shits.

907
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,040
Okay, we got a big pot over here, chef.

908
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,840
Big pot diaries.

909
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,520
Fill it with a liter of cold tap.

910
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,400
So we bring it over to the tap machine.

911
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,880
And then we can, uh...

912
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,800
Enter it. Enter content, huh?

913
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,720
Yeah, I'm trying. Trying, Rams.

914
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,600
Q and right. Okay, Q, Q, Q is right.

915
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,520
E is right handle.

916
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,560
Hey, we're cooking here.

917
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:51,640
Hey, we're cooking here.

918
00:49:51,640 --> 00:50:06,280
Hey, we're cooking. We're filling the pot with water. We're gonna boil those spuds.

919
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:18,280
Okay, let's do this. Let's slap that pot down there. Nice.

920
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:22,360
We'll pick up a salt pot.

921
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,280
Now we need to, uh... I don't know how many times.

922
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:39,480
20 grams of salt. That's 20 grams. Why? Because you got a sun. 10 plus 10 is sun.

923
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,680
Put a little bit of salt down there for the people who couldn't make it.

924
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,960
We'll leave that pot down there too. Now...

925
00:50:51,720 --> 00:51:00,440
Let's buy two potatoes. One potato, two potato, three potato, four, five potato, six potato, seven potato more.

926
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:12,520
One... How do I buy more than... I wanna buy more than...

927
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,800
Oh, you gotta be holding the pot, right? Fuck it. We'll just put one at a time.

928
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,880
We'll get another potato here. I like to do things old school.

929
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,320
I don't like to, uh, do things by halves.

930
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,720
I'm a one potato at a time kind of guy. You know that for thing.

931
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:38,600
Once we've got those spuds in the pot, hold the big pot in your hands.

932
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:46,520
Place it on the cooker. Boil that shit for 120 seconds. It's two minutes to me and you.

933
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:53,240
Now let's turn that shit up. All right, fetch a salmon from the fridge.

934
00:51:53,240 --> 00:52:01,800
Is that the right one? Yeah, that's right. That's right.

935
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,680
So we had these salmon dawns here from, uh, the river Moy.

936
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,840
We impo- imported that shit over from Ireland.

937
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,040
Land of the mystical fairies.

938
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,680
We seasoned that shit with salt and black pepper, right?

939
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,080
Congratulations.

940
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,200
Salmon fillet. You just got seasoned.

941
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,480
Black pepper, gram.

942
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,360
Just one gram. Is that all you- is that all you wanted?

943
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,880
What you wanted? Five grams.

944
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,120
Golden grams.

945
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,560
Two, three, four, five.

946
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,280
Put that shit down. Five alive.

947
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,320
We need our salt.

948
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,680
I think this, uh, salmon dawn would be salty enough, no?

949
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,160
Would it be a fish?

950
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,600
Check the recipe for the precise. Shit.

951
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:16,360
Oh yeah, five grams. Three, four, four, five.

952
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:24,920
We're gonna need a frying pan. We need every kind of pan we got going over here. We got a salmon dawn down here.

953
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,360
We got a little bit of water yesterday.

954
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,040
We got a little bit of water yesterday.

955
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,400
We got a little bit of water yesterday.

956
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,360
We got a little bit of water yesterday.

957
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,400
We got a little bit of water yesterday.

958
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,240
We got a little bit of water yesterday.

959
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,980
Now

960
00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:39,540
Frying pan

961
00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:40,660
There we go

962
00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:45,660
Thanks for the donation

963
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,040
We got warrants

964
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,980
Hi Mark, thank you very much

965
00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:49,880
We got warrants

966
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,520
We got warrants

967
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,760
Put down

968
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,060
Enter

969
00:53:55,060 --> 00:54:00,060
How do we put this god damn

970
00:54:00,060 --> 00:54:02,160
I don't know

971
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,580
Okay

972
00:54:04,580 --> 00:54:07,380
Oh shit

973
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:10,360
We've been boiling these shits for too long

974
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,960
Are these done?

975
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:15,720
Are these done?

976
00:54:17,340 --> 00:54:18,660
I think they're done

977
00:54:18,660 --> 00:54:29,820
Fuck

978
00:54:29,820 --> 00:54:32,320
Let's put this shit on here

979
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:38,220
Maybe we can do those potatoes mashed

980
00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:40,240
Because they're gonna be too soggy to be

981
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:41,740
A boiled

982
00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:43,020
Just a boiled potato

983
00:54:43,020 --> 00:54:43,480
Right?

984
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,420
Okay, pots

985
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:49,960
Pots on the plates

986
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,500
Pick up a large plate

987
00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:54,400
How come we're buying these shits all the time?

988
00:54:54,460 --> 00:54:55,640
Do we not own our own plates?

989
00:54:55,640 --> 00:55:09,660
Now how we doing here?

990
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:11,460
Salmon fillet nearly done

991
00:55:11,460 --> 00:55:13,780
What about this guy?

992
00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:14,320
Shit

993
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,620
We never had any oil

994
00:55:15,620 --> 00:55:16,640
Shit's gonna burn

995
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:25,780
Tilt the bottle?

996
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:27,600
Tilt the bottle

997
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:34,680
I'm trying to tilt the goddamn bottle here

998
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,400
It's not working

999
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:39,140
Shit

1000
00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:40,120
It's too much oil

1001
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,060
That's too much oil

1002
00:55:42,060 --> 00:55:51,060
Soup?

1003
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,620
What do you mean soup?

1004
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,460
What's going on here?

1005
00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:56,500
Why is it telling me soup?

1006
00:55:57,060 --> 00:55:57,880
Sam's steak

1007
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,540
Boiled potatoes

1008
00:55:58,540 --> 00:56:04,360
Why is it telling me this isn't soup?

1009
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,240
Salmon filleted

1010
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,780
What do you mean soup?

1011
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,000
What's going on here?

1012
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:09,780
We got a soup

1013
00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,460
I don't want a soup

1014
00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:12,480
We didn't know the soup

1015
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:23,360
Ah shit

1016
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:30,340
The oil has turned the shit into

1017
00:56:30,340 --> 00:56:31,840
It's turned it into a sauce

1018
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,300
We got a sauce

1019
00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:45,680
Is it done?

1020
00:56:46,060 --> 00:56:46,860
Do you reckon it's done?

1021
00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:01,280
Put the plate on the shelf

1022
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,560
Use the app to pick the order

1023
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:03,460
You're about to complete

1024
00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:03,800
Right

1025
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:10,900
In you go

1026
00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:13,560
Wow

1027
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,780
Hey we got a good score there

1028
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,240
We got a great score

1029
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:22,600
Three star taste

1030
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,460
Five star realization time

1031
00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:27,180
Overall three stars

1032
00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,900
And our fame points

1033
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:30,680
Went up a little bit there

1034
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,880
Very very nice

1035
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,680
Eight minute dish

1036
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,240
Guest is pleased

1037
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:39,120
Any complaints?

1038
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:40,600
Oh flavors

1039
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,840
Too much oil

1040
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,840
Yeah we know that

1041
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,460
We had a little problem there

1042
00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:47,800
With Sammy's sunflower

1043
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,920
He wouldn't talk

1044
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,100
So we tried to squeeze him

1045
00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:52,940
A little bit harder

1046
00:57:52,940 --> 00:57:54,880
We bust him

1047
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,060
Won't happen again

1048
00:57:58,060 --> 00:57:59,920
Technique

1049
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:00,840
Very good

1050
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,200
Heating mistakes

1051
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:03,660
Okay

1052
00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:05,620
Perfect temperature though

1053
00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:07,380
Can't fault me for that right?

1054
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:15,820
Let's do some soup

1055
00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:17,580
Let's get some soup going

1056
00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:18,580
Let's get a big pot

1057
00:58:18,580 --> 00:58:20,520
And soup this shit up

1058
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,720
Maybe we can empty this

1059
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,180
Maybe over here

1060
00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:25,780
No no no

1061
00:58:25,780 --> 00:58:27,520
Huh?

1062
00:58:28,060 --> 00:58:28,860
We need to empty

1063
00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:30,560
How'd you empty?

1064
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,140
Fuck it

1065
00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:42,780
Leave that there

1066
00:58:42,780 --> 00:58:43,720
We won't bother with that

1067
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,000
We'll pick a brand new pot

1068
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,660
We don't know how to empty these pots

1069
00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:47,900
They ain't gonna tell us

1070
00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:49,580
We don't need to empty this shit

1071
00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:52,380
Okay

1072
00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:54,240
700 ml chicken broth

1073
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,100
You can tilt the cotton

1074
00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,400
To hasten the process

1075
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,060
Of the broth

1076
00:58:58,060 --> 00:58:58,500
Okay

1077
00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:02,080
Okay let's do this

1078
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:02,720
Let's do this

1079
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,440
Let's do this

1080
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:16,820
Oh no no no

1081
00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:24,120
Oh fuck

1082
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,820
Sorry about my language

1083
00:59:25,820 --> 00:59:26,460
Guys

1084
00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:28,980
Alright let's go and dip out

1085
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:29,520
Some of this

1086
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,000
This soup broth

1087
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,980
Anybody know how we can

1088
00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:34,920
Dip out this soup broth here?

1089
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,680
Does anybody at all know

1090
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:39,300
How we can

1091
00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:40,760
Get rid of this

1092
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:41,980
God damn soup broth?

1093
00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:49,080
Does anyone know there

1094
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:49,620
In the chat

1095
00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:50,640
How we can get rid of this

1096
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,440
Soup broth?

1097
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:56,100
Oh it's

1098
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:57,720
Oh fuck

1099
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,740
Spilled that shit

1100
00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:01,500
All over the

1101
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,560
Kitchen floor there

1102
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,520
Wow

1103
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,560
We emptied it on the floor

1104
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:06,420
Anyway that's

1105
01:00:06,420 --> 01:00:11,340
700 ml

1106
01:00:11,340 --> 01:00:14,880
That's 602

1107
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,960
Another 100

1108
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:22,840
And we're out of broth

1109
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,820
We're out of broth

1110
01:00:25,820 --> 01:00:26,940
We don't even have that

1111
01:00:26,940 --> 01:00:29,420
We don't even have enough broth

1112
01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:31,260
To make a soup now

1113
01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:33,760
Son of a bitch

1114
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,600
Son of a bitch broth

1115
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,300
Makes a pretty good soup

1116
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:40,020
Now season the broth

1117
01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:41,980
Okay

1118
01:00:41,980 --> 01:00:44,400
What do we use to season this shit?

1119
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,760
Black pepper right?

1120
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,340
Let's have a look at our recipe list

1121
01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:50,240
12 grams of salt

1122
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,760
That's something I can do

1123
01:00:51,760 --> 01:01:01,980
12 grams of sea crystals

1124
01:01:01,980 --> 01:01:05,700
That's great stuff

1125
01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:07,620
Thank you very much Mr. Salt

1126
01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:09,080
Put you back down there

1127
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,880
Black pepper 12 grams

1128
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:19,540
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

1129
01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:23,120
Put you back there

1130
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,580
And I think we got

1131
01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:27,740
Cayenne pepper

1132
01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:28,620
Some shit

1133
01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:30,260
Some special

1134
01:01:30,260 --> 01:01:31,900
Spice

1135
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,100
From Cayenne

1136
01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:37,540
Right

1137
01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:38,460
Which is one of those

1138
01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:39,760
Caribbean islands

1139
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,340
I don't know whereabouts

1140
01:01:43,340 --> 01:01:43,880
That is

1141
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,920
But they make the pepper there

1142
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:49,880
I want you to check

1143
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,740
Every outhouse

1144
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:51,420
Doghouse

1145
01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:52,120
Shithouse

1146
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:53,360
For that son of a bitch

1147
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,040
New game

1148
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,860
Thank you very much

1149
01:01:57,860 --> 01:01:58,640
Where's the Cayenne?

1150
01:01:58,700 --> 01:01:59,480
We got the Cayenne?

1151
01:01:59,620 --> 01:02:00,080
Here we go

1152
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,720
How much of that shit we need?

1153
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:03,500
Six

1154
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,740
Six G's?

1155
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:05,180
Oh

1156
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:08,420
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

1157
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:10,280
Grams of the finest

1158
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,120
Cayenne

1159
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,480
Thanks for the donation

1160
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,300
We got warrants

1161
01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:14,620
We got a pot to piss in

1162
01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:15,860
Clone named Gipsow

1163
01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:16,920
Thank you very much

1164
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,560
Big pot

1165
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,780
Of chicken broth

1166
01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:23,520
Eight tomatoes

1167
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:24,320
To the big pot

1168
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,920
Let's bring this shit over here

1169
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,740
Slap that down there

1170
01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:30,220
Let's grab our tomatoes

1171
01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:32,060
Maybe we can bring the pot over

1172
01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:33,120
And put them in

1173
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,320
Let's have a look here

1174
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:40,200
Eight tomatoes

1175
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,080
Eight

1176
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,640
One

1177
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:44,200
Two

1178
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:44,800
Three

1179
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,560
Four

1180
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:46,280
Five

1181
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:47,000
Six

1182
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,240
Seven

1183
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,040
Eight

1184
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,160
Right

1185
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,100
We need one

1186
01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:52,100
Onion

1187
01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:54,820
That's a limon

1188
01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:55,880
An onion

1189
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:56,500
Here we go

1190
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:57,820
120 grams

1191
01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:59,080
One cent

1192
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,200
Per head

1193
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,900
Place the pot

1194
01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:02,520
On the cooker

1195
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,000
Do we not have to

1196
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:04,880
Blend this shit?

1197
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:06,820
Suppose we boil it

1198
01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:08,620
We boil it for us

1199
01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:09,780
And then you can blend it later

1200
01:03:09,780 --> 01:03:10,800
60 seconds

1201
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,160
Oh my god

1202
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:13,100
I had the cooking machine

1203
01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:13,760
Left on

1204
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:16,000
Keep an eye on the clock

1205
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:16,960
Okay

1206
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:22,420
How long did he say

1207
01:03:22,420 --> 01:03:23,420
60 seconds?

1208
01:03:23,420 --> 01:03:24,440
Is that what he said?

1209
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,520
Can somebody in the chat

1210
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,700
Tell me

1211
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:30,040
Was it 60 seconds

1212
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:30,940
He said

1213
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:32,220
The goddamn soup?

1214
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:33,500
Huh?

1215
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,400
Anybody?

1216
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,640
Thanks for the donation

1217
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,040
We got warrants

1218
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,280
Thank you very much

1219
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:42,020
Cormac

1220
01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:43,760
Cormac

1221
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,900
If it isn't my old friend

1222
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:47,900
Cormac Malloy

1223
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:49,760
How you doing there?

1224
01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:52,940
You're going away for a long time

1225
01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:53,900
To send you

1226
01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:55,360
Private jet

1227
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:56,900
Ready for take off

1228
01:03:56,900 --> 01:03:57,480
At Newark

1229
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,140
Or LaGuardia

1230
01:03:59,140 --> 01:04:00,040
Your choice

1231
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:04,220
Right

1232
01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:04,720
We done?

1233
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:11,640
Blend the content

1234
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:12,540
Turn off the heat

1235
01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:14,380
Blend the contents

1236
01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:14,980
Of the pot

1237
01:04:14,980 --> 01:04:21,560
Nope

1238
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:26,000
Turn off the heat

1239
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,860
And blend the contents

1240
01:04:26,860 --> 01:04:27,720
Yeah I'm doing that

1241
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:41,040
That's good

1242
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:41,580
That's good

1243
01:04:41,580 --> 01:04:42,180
Hurry up

1244
01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:43,120
Someone's saying hurry up

1245
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,380
They're getting restless down there

1246
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,420
What do we need now?

1247
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:47,480
We need some of this

1248
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,160
Goddamn sour cream

1249
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,540
That son of a bitch

1250
01:04:51,540 --> 01:04:52,620
Is going to be pretty sour

1251
01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:53,540
If he doesn't get his

1252
01:04:53,540 --> 01:04:54,380
Soup on time

1253
01:04:54,380 --> 01:04:54,680
Right?

1254
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:55,820
So we got to tilt this

1255
01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:56,820
How many mils?

1256
01:04:56,820 --> 01:05:01,120
How many mils of this shit?

1257
01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:03,820
150 mil?

1258
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:14,320
Is that enough?

1259
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:16,840
Is that enough?

1260
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,060
Hey we got too much

1261
01:05:24,060 --> 01:05:24,740
We got too much

1262
01:05:24,740 --> 01:05:25,180
Out of here

1263
01:05:25,180 --> 01:05:29,540
What do we do?

1264
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:30,860
We put the heat back on?

1265
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:32,680
Huh?

1266
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:36,520
What do we do here?

1267
01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:38,720
They're telling me to put more cream in there

1268
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,200
The clock is ticking here

1269
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,760
Like a sugar palm

1270
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,920
Are we pouring that into the fucking pot there?

1271
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:49,380
Is that enough?

1272
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:51,120
Okay it's gone

1273
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:52,280
Too much cream

1274
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:55,600
Too much goddamn cream

1275
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,440
What do we do now?

1276
01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:58,360
Open the door

1277
01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:59,020
Close it

1278
01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:01,020
Put that shit back on the heat

1279
01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:04,940
Take a deep plate

1280
01:06:04,940 --> 01:06:05,860
Place it on a counter

1281
01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:06,280
Right

1282
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:07,240
Sweet

1283
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,500
Is that a deep plate?

1284
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:10,140
Is that a dish?

1285
01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:12,240
Is that a basic?

1286
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:17,540
Take the pot

1287
01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:18,800
Target the plate

1288
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:19,640
Press

1289
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:21,100
And then press it again

1290
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:22,240
And hold down

1291
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:22,920
A while

1292
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:31,320
We're gonna wait for the soup

1293
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,100
It says look

1294
01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:33,740
We need to wait for the bar

1295
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:35,140
To finish cooking the soup

1296
01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:43,020
We went full cream on that shit

1297
01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:45,400
We ended up creaming

1298
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,720
Over creaming our soup

1299
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,240
You never wanna over cream the soup

1300
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:49,420
You're going away to Rikers

1301
01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:50,000
That's something

1302
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,460
Cormac Molloy told me

1303
01:06:51,460 --> 01:06:53,300
And also Mr. Fontaine too

1304
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:54,180
Thank you very much

1305
01:06:54,180 --> 01:07:06,280
No

1306
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:07,180
Let's do this

1307
01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:13,340
No

1308
01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:14,920
We can't fuck this up

1309
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,660
Okay

1310
01:07:17,660 --> 01:07:23,340
Whoa

1311
01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:32,160
Congratulations

1312
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,180
You got a soup

1313
01:07:35,180 --> 01:07:38,220
It was made yesterday afternoon

1314
01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:39,820
I hope you enjoy the taste

1315
01:07:39,820 --> 01:07:43,720
Stick that in the oven

1316
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:47,200
Taste four stars

1317
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,720
Time one star

1318
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,400
Score four stars

1319
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,600
Three and a half stars

1320
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:55,060
Thank you very much

1321
01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:56,360
Mr. Soup

1322
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:57,840
You got a son

1323
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:02,260
Really enjoying this

1324
01:08:02,260 --> 01:08:04,580
Tomato soup

1325
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:05,820
Too much cream

1326
01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:08,480
Tell me about it

1327
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,380
Chicken broth

1328
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:12,120
Not enough

1329
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:12,680
Hey

1330
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:14,780
Save it for the judge

1331
01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:16,420
Technique

1332
01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:17,380
Tomato soup

1333
01:08:17,380 --> 01:08:19,260
Wrong amount of product

1334
01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:20,720
Shut your mouth

1335
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:22,300
Shut your mouth

1336
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:23,580
Temperature

1337
01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:24,160
Perfect

1338
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,140
Thanks very much

1339
01:08:26,140 --> 01:08:27,380
You got a son

1340
01:08:27,380 --> 01:08:32,680
Now we're gonna make a dessert

1341
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:33,740
For this son of a bitch

1342
01:08:33,740 --> 01:08:35,100
Big trout

1343
01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:36,100
I know how to cook that

1344
01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:37,160
Piece of piss

1345
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:41,860
Let's slap a fish

1346
01:08:41,860 --> 01:08:43,680
On my board

1347
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:45,060
Do I have to wash this

1348
01:08:45,060 --> 01:08:45,080
Do I have to wash this

1349
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,420
I ain't gonna bother

1350
01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:48,500
Five pepper

1351
01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:49,220
I know that

1352
01:08:49,220 --> 01:08:52,280
One, two, three, four, five

1353
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:57,740
I think

1354
01:08:57,740 --> 01:08:59,080
I hope

1355
01:08:59,080 --> 01:08:59,080
I hope

1356
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:14,080
Shit I forgot how to cook the trout

1357
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,280
How do we do this

1358
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:17,820
How the hell do we do this

1359
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:22,860
I forgot what goes on the trout

1360
01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:24,860
Dill

1361
01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:25,480
I know dill

1362
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:25,480
I know dill

1363
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:25,800
Right

1364
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,620
That son of a bitch dill

1365
01:09:27,620 --> 01:09:30,240
Makes a good fish

1366
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:35,480
Two, four, five

1367
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:38,480
Sweet

1368
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:39,800
Savory

1369
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:40,520
Should I say

1370
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:45,480
Time

1371
01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:48,180
Do we

1372
01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:49,400
Ah fuck

1373
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:50,120
Do we

1374
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:52,120
Where's the recipe here

1375
01:09:52,120 --> 01:10:00,200
Where's our goddamn recipe here

1376
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:04,860
Close that fridge

1377
01:10:04,860 --> 01:10:05,780
You got a fridge

1378
01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:07,260
Thanks very much

1379
01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:10,260
Can somebody tell me

1380
01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:11,960
About what to put on this fish

1381
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,280
Do I need to put time on there

1382
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,980
Should we stick some time on this fish

1383
01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:23,260
Fuck

1384
01:10:23,260 --> 01:10:23,280
Fuck

1385
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:26,440
We ain't got time

1386
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:26,920
We ain't got

1387
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:30,240
The irony here is

1388
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:31,640
That we don't have enough time

1389
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:32,900
To try and figure out

1390
01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:35,400
How much time we need to put on the goddamn fish

1391
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:38,860
Okay

1392
01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:39,600
Pepper

1393
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,240
Shit

1394
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:43,840
Shit I put five grams of salt on that son of a bitch

1395
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,840
I think

1396
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:49,740
No that's right

1397
01:10:49,740 --> 01:10:50,100
That's right

1398
01:10:50,100 --> 01:10:51,680
Bacon tray 90 seconds

1399
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,440
Seasoned with horseradish

1400
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:59,840
That works out pretty neat for me

1401
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:00,760
That'll do

1402
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:05,240
I hope to god

1403
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,860
I didn't put salt on that shit

1404
01:11:06,860 --> 01:11:08,780
Okay time

1405
01:11:08,780 --> 01:11:10,380
We got the time

1406
01:11:10,380 --> 01:11:11,180
We got the time

1407
01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:12,640
We got the time

1408
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,300
Where is the goddamn time

1409
01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:15,120
There we go

1410
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:23,620
One two three four five grams of time

1411
01:11:23,620 --> 01:11:28,400
And we stick that on a little tray

1412
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,920
The oven is still on

1413
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,460
Just think the fucking gas bill is gonna be

1414
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:35,400
Electricity or whatever the hell it is

1415
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:37,200
It's gonna be sky high

1416
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:40,120
Bankrupt by Monday morning

1417
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:43,920
Let's stick this shit in the oven at 90 degrees

1418
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:44,280
Right

1419
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:46,560
Because every little bit of trout

1420
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:48,000
Needs a bit of heat

1421
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,700
So we switch that on

1422
01:11:49,700 --> 01:11:52,320
And we wait for that son of a bitch to cook

1423
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,760
90 seconds

1424
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:54,760
In the meantime

1425
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,300
When life gives you lemons

1426
01:11:57,300 --> 01:11:59,940
You gotta chop them shits up

1427
01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:03,660
Bring this stuff right back over to the chop block

1428
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:05,480
Slap it down

1429
01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:07,640
Clasp your knife

1430
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,520
And here we go

1431
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:10,760
One

1432
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,000
Two Z

1433
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,440
Three Z

1434
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:15,500
Thank you very much

1435
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:17,540
Yeah I'm gonna make that

1436
01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:17,860
Nice

1437
01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:22,760
I know we only need five slices

1438
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:23,420
Right but

1439
01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:25,960
That lemon was a piece of shit

1440
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:26,720
The last time

1441
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,420
It was too

1442
01:12:27,420 --> 01:12:28,940
It was too big

1443
01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:29,960
It was too big of a lemon

1444
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,440
Let's throw some of a piece of shit

1445
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:34,520
Let's throw this away

1446
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:35,920
Throw it over there

1447
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,180
We need a bin for this shit

1448
01:12:37,180 --> 01:12:40,980
We need a goddamn bin

1449
01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:43,420
Pick that one up

1450
01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:46,000
Let's see if we can get it in the sink over there

1451
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,640
Nope

1452
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:50,380
Let's pick this one up

1453
01:12:50,380 --> 01:12:53,120
I'll put it back down there

1454
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,180
Just in case we need a fifth slice

1455
01:12:55,180 --> 01:12:57,480
How we doing there Mr. Fishy

1456
01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:59,960
Still not baked

1457
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:03,300
Still not baked

1458
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:05,120
Now we play the waiting game

1459
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:06,560
For Mr. Trout

1460
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:09,400
Well if it isn't Mr. Trout

1461
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,940
The Lonely Donkey

1462
01:13:13,940 --> 01:13:15,080
Thank you very much

1463
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:17,040
Last I heard that son of a bitch Trout

1464
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:18,800
Was banged up for dealing time

1465
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,780
I caught him with a 50 bag of time

1466
01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:24,040
Uptown

1467
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,080
Yesterday afternoon snatch

1468
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:29,320
Let's slap that fish back down there

1469
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:29,920
Actually

1470
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,340
Maybe we can put him on a little plate

1471
01:13:32,340 --> 01:13:33,740
Fishy on a dishy

1472
01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:37,200
Let's grab a big large plate

1473
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,700
We don't want to smash that

1474
01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:40,500
We're not Greek

1475
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:41,640
This ain't no wedding

1476
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:43,480
Put that

1477
01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:45,140
That shit on there

1478
01:13:45,140 --> 01:13:51,960
Slap some goddamn parsley on those scales

1479
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:59,300
Maybe three times

1480
01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:00,000
Maybe pause

1481
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:00,920
Maybe three pause

1482
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:01,780
Oh!

1483
01:14:01,780 --> 01:14:02,060
Oh!

1484
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:23,860
What are we doing?

1485
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:29,920
I don't know what to say, Wendy

1486
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:32,280
I don't know what to say

1487
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:32,280
I don't know what to say

1488
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:35,020
I don't know

1489
01:14:35,020 --> 01:14:50,800
What the fuck?

1490
01:14:52,260 --> 01:14:53,720
Can I put it on a new plate?

1491
01:14:54,340 --> 01:14:54,780
Yeah

1492
01:14:54,780 --> 01:15:03,600
Oh, sweet

1493
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:04,900
Very nice

1494
01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:05,380
Huh?

1495
01:15:06,380 --> 01:15:07,580
Why does it keep falling?

1496
01:15:11,180 --> 01:15:12,760
One, two, three

1497
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,260
Hey

1498
01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:15,640
No one's gonna know any different, right?

1499
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:19,020
That's what you get when you come to Fontaine's

1500
01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:22,980
One, two, three, four

1501
01:15:22,980 --> 01:15:26,460
Fuck it

1502
01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:27,300
Let's do that

1503
01:15:27,300 --> 01:15:28,260
Let's do that

1504
01:15:28,260 --> 01:15:29,720
Let's go

1505
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:31,160
Stick that in your

1506
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:32,720
In your oven and

1507
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:33,740
And cook it

1508
01:15:33,740 --> 01:15:35,620
Tell me

1509
01:15:35,620 --> 01:15:37,380
Tell D'Souza

1510
01:15:37,380 --> 01:15:39,160
He's gonna enjoy this

1511
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:42,200
Sweet as a nut

1512
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,100
Four star taste

1513
01:15:44,100 --> 01:15:47,780
Yeah, there might have been a bit of crud on that from the floor, right?

1514
01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:49,680
Time, five stars

1515
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:50,600
Hey

1516
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:51,720
Ironic

1517
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:53,760
Cause we forgot the time

1518
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:56,720
At the time

1519
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:58,040
Overall score

1520
01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,240
Nearly four stars

1521
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,480
That's not bad, Fontaine

1522
01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:02,100
Guess complaint

1523
01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:03,320
Flavors

1524
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:05,660
Not enough horseradish

1525
01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:06,800
Well, that makes sense

1526
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:08,340
We didn't put any on

1527
01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:09,400
Technique

1528
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:11,040
Bad cutting

1529
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:12,320
Of lemons

1530
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:13,620
Wrong amount

1531
01:16:13,620 --> 01:16:14,920
Of lemons

1532
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:17,100
Temperature perfect

1533
01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:18,480
Great stuff

1534
01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:19,860
Very happy with that

1535
01:16:19,860 --> 01:16:20,920
Once again

1536
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,380
Another happy customer

1537
01:16:22,380 --> 01:16:23,560
At Fontaine's

1538
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:24,940
Will be returning again soon

1539
01:16:24,940 --> 01:16:25,740
With a warrant

1540
01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:34,080
Michelin star

1541
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:34,940
Here we come

1542
01:16:34,940 --> 01:16:35,780
Baby

1543
01:16:35,780 --> 01:16:38,920
Michelin goddamn star

1544
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:40,400
You're going away to Rikers

1545
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,840
Look at these

1546
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:43,440
Stars and stripes

1547
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:44,940
Grid range 741

1548
01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:46,620
Every one of those

1549
01:16:46,620 --> 01:16:47,860
Was a Michelin star

1550
01:16:47,860 --> 01:16:50,760
For my 22 years of duty

1551
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:52,560
In the kitchen unit

1552
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:55,340
Stars and stripes

1553
01:16:55,340 --> 01:16:56,640
These colors don't run, kid

1554
01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:02,140
A brave eagle

1555
01:17:02,140 --> 01:17:04,300
Soars across a broken sky

1556
01:17:04,300 --> 01:17:05,900
Rushmore

1557
01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:07,960
The mountain of faces

1558
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:11,820
The eagle's talons are sharp

1559
01:17:11,820 --> 01:17:13,540
Ready to claw

1560
01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:15,240
Anybody who gets in his way

1561
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,380
Whether that be a communist

1562
01:17:17,380 --> 01:17:20,100
Or any of those

1563
01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:22,420
Chancers

1564
01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:23,500
Out there

1565
01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:24,620
In the far east

1566
01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:25,620
Kim Jong

1567
01:17:25,620 --> 01:17:27,060
Whatever the hell his name is

1568
01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:29,240
We're coming for you

1569
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:30,040
Kim Jong

1570
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,700
If you think we're missing

1571
01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:35,160
Just ask Saddam

1572
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:37,440
What went down

1573
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:37,480
What went down

1574
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,380
You won't know

1575
01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:41,320
Cause he ain't around

1576
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:42,480
To tell you no more

1577
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,060
Over and out

1578
01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:44,560
Fontaine

1579
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:47,540
Grid reign

1580
01:17:47,540 --> 01:17:48,540
Thank you very much

1581
01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:49,980
Charlie Goff

1582
01:17:49,980 --> 01:17:51,760
You told me all about it yesterday

1583
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,080
Johnny Wilson

1584
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:53,940
How you doing

1585
01:17:53,940 --> 01:17:54,740
Tennis racket

1586
01:17:54,740 --> 01:17:57,000
Heard you were going to the

1587
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:57,960
U.S. Open there

1588
01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,480
Flushing meadows

1589
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:03,520
How about we put your head down

1590
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:03,980
The toilet

1591
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:05,060
Flush that down

1592
01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:07,280
Into the meadow of pain

1593
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:09,480
Maybe then you'll talk

1594
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:09,880
Wilson

1595
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:13,060
Smash court tennis

1596
01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:14,960
Thank you very much

1597
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:18,200
Right

1598
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:19,020
What we gotta do now

1599
01:18:19,020 --> 01:18:19,860
We gotta choose a recipe

1600
01:18:19,860 --> 01:18:21,020
You're going away to Rikers

1601
01:18:21,020 --> 01:18:23,300
Where's the lamb sauce

1602
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:25,480
Why aren't you whipping the plates

1603
01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:27,060
Okay

1604
01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:28,380
Unlock recipe

1605
01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:29,340
Let's unlock this

1606
01:18:29,340 --> 01:18:30,180
Pork chops

1607
01:18:30,180 --> 01:18:31,140
And baked potatoes

1608
01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:31,600
Mmm

1609
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,860
Simple

1610
01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:35,820
Ukrainian borscht

1611
01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:38,800
I think I'm gonna go

1612
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:39,820
For the pork chop

1613
01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:41,480
One of my all time

1614
01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,520
Favorite recipes

1615
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:43,400
And meals

1616
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:45,640
I used to eat pork chops

1617
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:46,400
For breakfast

1618
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,480
Until I had to stop

1619
01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:49,980
Health implications

1620
01:18:49,980 --> 01:18:50,780
And such

1621
01:18:50,780 --> 01:18:55,060
They were good times

1622
01:18:55,060 --> 01:18:56,520
They were good times

1623
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,380
But they had to stop

1624
01:18:57,380 --> 01:18:58,920
The party has to end sometime

1625
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,240
That's what the doctor told me

1626
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:02,480
Right

1627
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:03,260
Cut potato

1628
01:19:03,260 --> 01:19:04,680
300 grams of the chunk

1629
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:06,880
Let's keep a record of this

1630
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:07,320
Because

1631
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:09,760
We sometimes forget right

1632
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:14,800
Is there any chance

1633
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,380
We can pin this

1634
01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:17,480
God damn recipe

1635
01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:20,500
To our sweet little recipe book

1636
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:26,720
Hold on here right

1637
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:28,000
Let me take a photograph

1638
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:31,020
Why do

1639
01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:33,080
We need some tunes to cook though

1640
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:33,320
Any

1641
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,780
Any recommend requests

1642
01:19:34,780 --> 01:19:35,000
For

1643
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,800
Tunes

1644
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,180
Tunes

1645
01:19:38,180 --> 01:19:38,680
Tunes that you like

1646
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:39,420
To cook too

1647
01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:47,160
Hold on a second

1648
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:47,980
We can't do that

1649
01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:48,840
That's fluctuating

1650
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:51,880
We can't do that

1651
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,160
We got bad internet

1652
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:54,200
We got upload speed

1653
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,120
We got a good upload

1654
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,480
But we got a shitty ass

1655
01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:57,460
Download speed

1656
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,700
I don't know what that's about

1657
01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:00,100
Tonight

1658
01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:02,000
So we're going to have to

1659
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:02,980
Lay off the tunes

1660
01:20:02,980 --> 01:20:09,820
Pork chops

1661
01:20:09,820 --> 01:20:10,640
200 grams

1662
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:11,420
Season with salt

1663
01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:12,480
Let's take a picture of this

1664
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:13,340
So we got to

1665
01:20:13,340 --> 01:20:16,360
Take a picture of this recipe

1666
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:17,520
In case they try to

1667
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:19,420
Swindle us

1668
01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:29,220
Scroll that shit down

1669
01:20:29,220 --> 01:20:31,760
Okay

1670
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,580
Okay

1671
01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:37,040
There's a radio next to the computer

1672
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,640
Sweet

1673
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:56,680
We had to buy the borscht

1674
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:58,300
I couldn't buy my pork chop

1675
01:20:58,300 --> 01:21:03,280
Beat root

1676
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:03,880
Let's have a

1677
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:04,920
Let's stick this free

1678
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:33,380
Is that Liam Gallow?

1679
01:21:33,380 --> 01:21:34,560
It sounds like Liam Gallow

1680
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:57,980
Sorry that Liam Gallow shit sucks

1681
01:21:57,980 --> 01:21:59,720
It needs to be

1682
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,120
It's oasis or nothing

1683
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:05,360
Let's have a look

1684
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:07,140
Skip preparation phase

1685
01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:07,420
No

1686
01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:08,400
Let's go here

1687
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:14,100
Let's have a look here now

1688
01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:18,460
Reach fame score of at least 30

1689
01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:23,780
We don't need a tomato

1690
01:22:23,780 --> 01:22:25,000
Let me put this shit back

1691
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,220
I'm gonna throw that tomato over here

1692
01:22:27,220 --> 01:22:29,980
I'm gonna clean that shit up from yesterday, right?

1693
01:22:32,220 --> 01:22:33,460
I'm gonna put that tomato there

1694
01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:40,240
Skip rep phase, done

1695
01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:42,480
Shit

1696
01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:46,180
Big trout again

1697
01:22:46,180 --> 01:22:47,660
Okay, let's do this

1698
01:22:47,660 --> 01:22:50,500
This kitchen's a dump

1699
01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,760
We should've used the prep time

1700
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,680
Why did I skip the prep time?

1701
01:23:00,140 --> 01:23:02,040
This is gonna be a great day

1702
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,520
I swear to God

1703
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:04,440
Dill

1704
01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:06,360
Five dill

1705
01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:10,160
One, two, three, four, five

1706
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:11,000
Thanks

1707
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,680
Keep the change

1708
01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:14,160
Time

1709
01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:22,680
One, two, three, four, five

1710
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:28,540
And...

1711
01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:29,940
Black pepper by five

1712
01:23:29,940 --> 01:23:39,180
Hello?

1713
01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:42,140
Sorry there, we got disconnected

1714
01:23:42,140 --> 01:23:43,660
I don't know what the hell is going on

1715
01:23:43,660 --> 01:23:44,960
We need to get reconnected

1716
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:46,600
We got reconnected

1717
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:47,660
I don't know

1718
01:23:47,660 --> 01:23:49,140
I don't have a clue

1719
01:23:49,140 --> 01:23:50,620
Thanks for the donation

1720
01:23:50,620 --> 01:23:52,360
All I do know is

1721
01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:53,320
TK

1722
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,740
Thank you very much, TK

1723
01:23:55,740 --> 01:23:58,860
Hey, I'm trying to cook a meal here, TK

1724
01:23:58,860 --> 01:23:59,960
And you're coming in

1725
01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:02,480
With your sweet, sweet, kind-hearted donations

1726
01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:20,600
Talk about TK

1727
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:25,740
He's a real sweet guy, not gay

1728
01:24:25,740 --> 01:24:30,100
If you are gay, that's fine

1729
01:24:30,100 --> 01:24:34,260
Thanks for your tip and time

1730
01:24:34,260 --> 01:24:41,320
It's all about that TK life

1731
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:44,360
The Taylor Keith

1732
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:45,920
Yeah, baby, alright

1733
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:49,520
Thank you very much, TK

1734
01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:59,160
Okay, that's enough of that

1735
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:02,020
That's enough of that

1736
01:25:02,020 --> 01:25:07,140
Okay, TK

1737
01:25:07,140 --> 01:25:08,160
I cannot believe it

1738
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:09,020
Thank you very much

1739
01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:12,160
Right, what do we got to do with this goddamn trout?

1740
01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:13,540
Stick it in the oven

1741
01:25:13,540 --> 01:25:14,620
That's what you got to do

1742
01:25:14,620 --> 01:25:21,940
There we go here

1743
01:25:21,940 --> 01:25:24,640
Slap that shit into the oven

1744
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:25,860
Oven is still on?

1745
01:25:27,980 --> 01:25:29,000
Holy shit

1746
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:34,480
Holy shit

1747
01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:36,840
Thank you very much, TK

1748
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,020
Now, while we're doing that

1749
01:25:38,020 --> 01:25:38,520
What do we do?

1750
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:39,000
What do we do?

1751
01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:39,500
What do we do?

1752
01:25:39,620 --> 01:25:41,280
We slice our goddamn lemons

1753
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:42,140
We know that, right?

1754
01:25:43,580 --> 01:25:46,100
By the time we get to Tuesday

1755
01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:49,800
We're gonna be able to make this meal in our sleep

1756
01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:51,960
So what we're gonna do is

1757
01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:53,640
We're not gonna fudge up

1758
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:56,740
Our goddamn slicing duty

1759
01:25:56,740 --> 01:25:57,840
Like we did before

1760
01:25:57,840 --> 01:26:01,680
Take that

1761
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:03,100
Take that off

1762
01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:09,580
Take that off

1763
01:26:09,580 --> 01:26:11,260
Okay

1764
01:26:11,260 --> 01:26:15,780
Get rid of that goddamn knife

1765
01:26:15,780 --> 01:26:19,420
Throw that

1766
01:26:19,420 --> 01:26:20,640
Throw that over there

1767
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:21,060
Somewhere

1768
01:26:21,060 --> 01:26:22,920
Throw it out that window, right?

1769
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:26,920
Throw that one out that window, too

1770
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:29,440
Maybe throw it up there

1771
01:26:29,440 --> 01:26:30,220
Into the fan

1772
01:26:30,220 --> 01:26:31,640
Ha ha

1773
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:32,860
Right

1774
01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:34,280
Put that shit back down

1775
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:36,280
Slice this goddamn

1776
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:38,000
Citrus

1777
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:55,880
Right

1778
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:58,160
Fish

1779
01:26:58,160 --> 01:27:00,160
Fish done

1780
01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:02,100
Another two seconds

1781
01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:07,820
Thank you very much, TK

1782
01:27:07,820 --> 01:27:09,860
I really appreciate that

1783
01:27:09,860 --> 01:27:11,860
That's gonna go towards

1784
01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:13,400
The Rikers Island

1785
01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:15,320
Continuation fund

1786
01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:17,480
Let's take that tray

1787
01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:19,600
Take the tray out of the goddamn oven there

1788
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,400
Slap that on

1789
01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:23,260
Slap that off

1790
01:27:23,260 --> 01:27:28,380
Put that fishy on a dishie

1791
01:27:28,380 --> 01:27:31,180
Large plate

1792
01:27:31,180 --> 01:27:33,180
Make sure we don't smash that shit

1793
01:27:33,180 --> 01:27:34,480
Like we did last time

1794
01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:38,020
Oh yeah, we do

1795
01:27:38,020 --> 01:27:39,120
Put that there

1796
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,000
Put that on that

1797
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:41,980
Bring her over here

1798
01:27:41,980 --> 01:27:44,700
Remember the horseradish

1799
01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:45,840
That's what we gotta do

1800
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:48,280
We forgot about that horseradish

1801
01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:50,320
Maybe the horseradish

1802
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:50,820
No!

1803
01:27:57,500 --> 01:27:58,580
Back on that

1804
01:27:58,580 --> 01:27:59,620
Back on you go

1805
01:27:59,620 --> 01:28:00,160
Sweet

1806
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:01,980
Sweet fish

1807
01:28:01,980 --> 01:28:05,300
Horseradish dried

1808
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:06,980
Season that shit

1809
01:28:06,980 --> 01:28:15,360
I don't know if it's three

1810
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:17,200
Or five

1811
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:23,760
Is it three or is it five

1812
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:25,760
For that goddamn horseradish?

1813
01:28:36,700 --> 01:28:37,420
Five

1814
01:28:37,420 --> 01:28:39,280
And then six grams of parsley

1815
01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:44,140
Congratulations

1816
01:28:44,140 --> 01:28:46,920
Mr. Parsley

1817
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:48,940
You're going on a fish

1818
01:28:48,940 --> 01:28:51,100
So how much we got there

1819
01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:51,940
We got three grams

1820
01:28:51,940 --> 01:28:52,960
We need another two grams

1821
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:53,780
Of horseradish

1822
01:28:53,780 --> 01:28:56,260
D'Souza ain't gonna like this

1823
01:28:56,260 --> 01:29:00,680
We're done

1824
01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:01,000
We're done

1825
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:01,360
We're done

1826
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,520
Now let's take this plate

1827
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,920
Slap that parsley

1828
01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:07,380
One

1829
01:29:07,380 --> 01:29:08,000
Two

1830
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,360
Three

1831
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:13,620
Fuck

1832
01:29:13,620 --> 01:29:14,740
I don't know how many grams

1833
01:29:14,740 --> 01:29:15,800
Of parsley that was

1834
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:16,040
But

1835
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:19,160
I think we got too much

1836
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:23,820
I think we got too much

1837
01:29:23,820 --> 01:29:40,040
Baked trout

1838
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:42,480
There you go

1839
01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:45,240
Oh!

1840
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:45,340
Oh!

1841
01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:48,140
We're doing good

1842
01:29:48,140 --> 01:29:48,160
We're doing good

1843
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,960
We're doing real good

1844
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:53,800
That's four star

1845
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,080
Taste

1846
01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:56,720
Five time

1847
01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:59,200
Four star overall

1848
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:00,580
Any complaints?

1849
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:01,600
Perfect flavor

1850
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:03,360
We dropped that son of a bitch

1851
01:30:03,360 --> 01:30:04,280
Fish on the floor

1852
01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:06,340
Maybe we should have washed our trout

1853
01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:07,580
Before we served it up

1854
01:30:07,580 --> 01:30:09,460
We got a lemon quarters

1855
01:30:09,460 --> 01:30:11,480
Bad cutting technique again

1856
01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:13,020
Shut your mouth

1857
01:30:13,020 --> 01:30:14,420
Perfect temperature

1858
01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:15,020
Of course

1859
01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:19,620
Okay we gotta use our

1860
01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:21,000
Little app

1861
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,180
Although somebody is after ordering

1862
01:30:23,180 --> 01:30:24,980
Something

1863
01:30:24,980 --> 01:30:25,800
Is it a soup?

1864
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:27,120
What do we got here?

1865
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:27,480
Soup

1866
01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:28,140
Tomato soup

1867
01:30:28,140 --> 01:30:28,920
Let's do this

1868
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:32,520
Oh!

1869
01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:34,320
The trials and tribulations

1870
01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:35,460
Are working in the kitchen

1871
01:30:35,460 --> 01:30:36,100
Fentain

1872
01:30:36,100 --> 01:30:37,560
Tell you something

1873
01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:38,320
It's uh

1874
01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:40,100
It ain't easy

1875
01:30:40,100 --> 01:30:41,620
Where's our soup pot

1876
01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:43,140
From the last day?

1877
01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:45,040
What do we do

1878
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:46,300
With that goddamn soup pot?

1879
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:49,400
We still got soup in here

1880
01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:50,400
Can we reheat this shit?

1881
01:30:51,860 --> 01:30:53,300
Yeah let's reheat this

1882
01:30:53,300 --> 01:31:02,680
How do we know if that's hot?

1883
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:08,880
Hold on a second

1884
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:11,200
Is there a microwave?

1885
01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:13,000
Can we just microwave the goddamn soup?

1886
01:31:13,380 --> 01:31:14,180
Let's have a look here

1887
01:31:14,180 --> 01:31:41,700
Right

1888
01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:44,060
Right

1889
01:31:44,060 --> 01:31:45,760
I think that's good

1890
01:31:45,760 --> 01:32:02,160
She's not going inside

1891
01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:07,360
Oh!

1892
01:32:07,360 --> 01:32:07,800
Oh!

1893
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:13,080
I'm telling you something

1894
01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:14,580
This is bullshit

1895
01:32:14,580 --> 01:32:21,500
I don't know what the hell to do here

1896
01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:23,160
It's a piece of shit soup

1897
01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:26,860
Charlie Goffy told me all about it

1898
01:32:26,860 --> 01:32:29,360
Hosia, thank you very much, Hosia.

1899
01:32:30,140 --> 01:32:31,180
Panty Hosia.

1900
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:39,380
About earlier on, I said I didn't like Liam Gallagher's tunes.

1901
01:32:39,640 --> 01:32:40,500
That was a lie.

1902
01:32:41,380 --> 01:32:46,540
He is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the greatest musicians of our time and age.

1903
01:32:48,540 --> 01:32:50,640
John Wilson, thank you very much.

1904
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,740
And Fontaine, too.

1905
01:32:53,740 --> 01:32:55,100
And Hosia.

1906
01:32:55,100 --> 01:33:00,100
My God, I don't know if this is...

1907
01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:03,020
This soup is going to be bubbling.

1908
01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:06,080
Fuck it, let's pour this shit.

1909
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:09,260
Let's serve that up on a plate of thorns.

1910
01:33:12,540 --> 01:33:13,940
Fontaine, thank you very much.

1911
01:33:13,980 --> 01:33:15,660
We got warrants out for your arrest.

1912
01:33:16,460 --> 01:33:21,220
Hopefully I don't get arrested for his crime against soup I'm about to dish out to Sousa.

1913
01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:22,880
I tell you something.

1914
01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:27,080
That son of a bitch, D'Souza, ain't going to know what hit him.

1915
01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:29,040
You're going away to Rikers.

1916
01:33:31,460 --> 01:33:32,780
Don't look beef in anger?

1917
01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:34,140
Thank you very much, beef.

1918
01:33:38,340 --> 01:33:38,740
Now.

1919
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:44,720
Any tips in the chat there for what I'm doing with this goddamn soup?

1920
01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:52,420
I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch, Nougat.

1921
01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:55,300
Jordan Clamsey, thank you very much.

1922
01:33:58,200 --> 01:33:59,380
Let's serve this shit.

1923
01:34:07,380 --> 01:34:08,000
Wow.

1924
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:10,800
We did it.

1925
01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:14,960
RyanJob62.

1926
01:34:15,620 --> 01:34:18,160
Thank you very much, RyanJob.

1927
01:34:20,900 --> 01:34:22,060
Johnny Wilson.

1928
01:34:22,060 --> 01:34:22,080
Johnny Wilson.

1929
01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:23,540
Back with a warrant.

1930
01:34:23,940 --> 01:34:25,100
Thank you so much.

1931
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:26,660
You're a cool cat.

1932
01:34:27,380 --> 01:34:28,480
I appreciate it.

1933
01:34:30,480 --> 01:34:31,500
Charlie got.

1934
01:34:32,060 --> 01:34:33,140
Slingbad the dingbat.

1935
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:36,580
It's raw.

1936
01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:37,140
Thank you.

1937
01:34:39,720 --> 01:34:40,900
Guest complaints.

1938
01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:41,900
Flavors.

1939
01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:43,160
Too much cream.

1940
01:34:43,500 --> 01:34:43,780
None of that.

1941
01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:44,100
Oh, yeah.

1942
01:34:44,100 --> 01:34:45,700
We had the same problem last time.

1943
01:34:46,180 --> 01:34:50,200
We probably, in retrospect, should have made a new soup.

1944
01:34:50,860 --> 01:34:51,440
Well, fuck it.

1945
01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:53,980
Eddie Duncan's crock.

1946
01:34:54,820 --> 01:34:56,000
Thank you very much.

1947
01:34:58,700 --> 01:34:59,440
New order.

1948
01:34:59,740 --> 01:35:00,260
Borscht.

1949
01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:03,340
Simple Ukrainian borscht.

1950
01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:05,940
Okay, we don't know what the recipe is for this shit yet.

1951
01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:07,340
We need to check that shit out.

1952
01:35:08,020 --> 01:35:10,500
Our recipe is sponsored by Dr. Oka.

1953
01:35:11,180 --> 01:35:12,520
Leo Faradkar.

1954
01:35:13,220 --> 01:35:13,620
Nama.

1955
01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:16,800
Irish Life.

1956
01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:18,320
Bus Aaron.

1957
01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:21,880
Let's take a picture of this goddamn borscht recipe.

1958
01:35:22,540 --> 01:35:27,400
Because these cats are going to try and fiddle stick me out of a recipe when it comes to the crunch.

1959
01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:31,880
Now.

1960
01:35:35,380 --> 01:35:38,280
Now I got that recipe on the phone, Fontaine.

1961
01:35:38,980 --> 01:35:42,540
Ain't going to be no chance of me ruining this meal.

1962
01:35:44,820 --> 01:35:46,080
Thanks for the donation.

1963
01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:47,020
We got warrants.

1964
01:35:47,020 --> 01:35:49,260
Donal skiing or no Donal skiing.

1965
01:35:49,440 --> 01:35:54,580
Thank you very much for your kind-hearted, generous, lovely burgeoning tip.

1966
01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:58,300
Sometimes I just stare out the window.

1967
01:35:58,620 --> 01:36:01,280
The lower Manhattan skyline.

1968
01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:10,480
I wonder what it would be like to not have to cook simple Ukrainian borscht for some schmuck down below.

1969
01:36:10,480 --> 01:36:12,540
Okay, what do we got to do here?

1970
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:15,960
Oh, God.

1971
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:17,020
I wish I would have prepped.

1972
01:36:17,180 --> 01:36:18,920
Why didn't I prep this goddamn soup?

1973
01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:21,900
Why didn't I prep this goddamn soup?

1974
01:36:23,060 --> 01:36:24,820
Chicken broth, thousand mils.

1975
01:36:24,900 --> 01:36:25,960
Salt, 20 grams.

1976
01:36:27,900 --> 01:36:29,240
Okay, first things first.

1977
01:36:29,580 --> 01:36:30,480
Let's get our pot.

1978
01:36:31,060 --> 01:36:33,880
Let's close that microwave oven door.

1979
01:36:36,680 --> 01:36:39,760
Anybody know how to fucking tip this potty?

1980
01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:50,100
Anybody know how to...

1981
01:36:50,100 --> 01:36:53,100
Shit.

1982
01:36:54,180 --> 01:36:55,980
Our oven is still on.

1983
01:36:56,860 --> 01:36:58,640
I'm going to turn that cooker off.

1984
01:37:00,220 --> 01:37:00,920
Okay, okay.

1985
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:06,200
Use the bin.

1986
01:37:06,820 --> 01:37:08,300
Maybe we tip that shit in the bin.

1987
01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:13,820
Oh, it's dumped.

1988
01:37:14,140 --> 01:37:14,520
Nice.

1989
01:37:15,060 --> 01:37:15,560
Thank you.

1990
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:17,280
Whoever told me to use the bin.

1991
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:19,980
Right.

1992
01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:21,360
Do we have to wash this shit out?

1993
01:37:21,360 --> 01:37:21,440
Okay.

1994
01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:26,500
Fuck it.

1995
01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:28,460
Chicken broth, chicken broth, chicken broth.

1996
01:37:28,460 --> 01:37:35,300
Thousand mil of chicken broth.

1997
01:37:40,540 --> 01:37:42,580
I'm trying to look inside the box here.

1998
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:43,400
Brow shop.

1999
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:46,900
Let's buy that chicken broth there.

2000
01:37:47,080 --> 01:37:47,620
Thank you.

2001
01:37:47,620 --> 01:37:47,680
Thank you.

2002
01:37:47,680 --> 01:38:14,420
That's about right.

2003
01:38:15,360 --> 01:38:16,600
980 mil will do.

2004
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:19,220
Put you in the bin.

2005
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:20,840
You scum.

2006
01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:25,660
Okay, right.

2007
01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:27,660
What's next?

2008
01:38:28,160 --> 01:38:29,640
What's next on the agenda?

2009
01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:31,620
Salt 20 G's.

2010
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:37,700
Salt 20 G's.

2011
01:38:37,740 --> 01:38:38,440
Where's the salt?

2012
01:38:40,060 --> 01:38:40,680
Is that salt?

2013
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:40,740
Salt.

2014
01:38:40,740 --> 01:38:40,740
Salt.

2015
01:38:40,740 --> 01:38:48,320
You won't make any money

2016
01:38:48,320 --> 01:38:50,140
Buying stuff from your own box

2017
01:38:50,140 --> 01:38:50,640
Clone

2018
01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:51,640
I know

2019
01:38:51,640 --> 01:38:52,340
Look

2020
01:38:52,340 --> 01:38:53,720
I'm trying

2021
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:56,080
I can only piss with the cock that I have got

2022
01:38:56,080 --> 01:38:58,040
So right now

2023
01:38:58,040 --> 01:38:59,300
20 G's of salt

2024
01:38:59,300 --> 01:39:09,320
Okay

2025
01:39:09,320 --> 01:39:13,960
20 G's of black crack pepper

2026
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:16,040
Crack black

2027
01:39:16,040 --> 01:39:18,380
We got the crack black here

2028
01:39:18,380 --> 01:39:19,580
Let's do this

2029
01:39:19,580 --> 01:39:21,980
20 G's of crack black

2030
01:39:21,980 --> 01:39:23,880
Crack black, let's go

2031
01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:28,580
That's how I do it in the kitchen back home

2032
01:39:28,580 --> 01:39:32,500
20 G's of crack black

2033
01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:35,360
Let's go

2034
01:39:35,360 --> 01:39:37,200
I hit the microphone there

2035
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:39,640
That would have created a popping sensation in the ear

2036
01:39:39,640 --> 01:39:40,740
I am sorry

2037
01:39:40,740 --> 01:39:41,920
Fucking I do

2038
01:39:41,920 --> 01:39:47,200
Hoochie coochie

2039
01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:50,300
Beat wrote

2040
01:39:50,300 --> 01:39:52,640
600 G's of beats

2041
01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:53,920
You gotta be kidding me

2042
01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:58,260
That's not fucking

2043
01:39:58,260 --> 01:40:01,760
Where's the beats

2044
01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:02,440
Okay

2045
01:40:02,440 --> 01:40:09,520
120

2046
01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:12,940
That's 240

2047
01:40:12,940 --> 01:40:17,700
360

2048
01:40:17,700 --> 01:40:20,480
How many do we need

2049
01:40:20,480 --> 01:40:22,020
Do we need 600 grams of beats

2050
01:40:22,020 --> 01:40:30,960
How many beats is it?

2051
01:40:33,460 --> 01:40:35,040
Do we have to cut them

2052
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:36,840
Do we have to cut these goddamn beats up

2053
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:37,660
Before we put them in?

2054
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:41,660
Should we just throw five beats in there?

2055
01:40:41,660 --> 01:40:41,760
Yeah

2056
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:55,580
Do we need to cut those guys up?

2057
01:40:58,300 --> 01:40:59,980
120 G's of onion

2058
01:40:59,980 --> 01:41:04,040
Potato

2059
01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:06,760
Well that's just one onion, right?

2060
01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:10,700
70 G's of carrot

2061
01:41:10,700 --> 01:41:13,400
That's one carrot

2062
01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:17,360
80 G's of parsley root

2063
01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:21,540
That's leaf

2064
01:41:21,540 --> 01:41:25,760
Do we need root?

2065
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:30,320
Do we need to buy just a parsley root?

2066
01:41:30,320 --> 01:41:33,320
Let me put that down there

2067
01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:37,080
Maybe we can buy

2068
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:38,760
Hurry up

2069
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:39,300
Someone's seen

2070
01:41:39,300 --> 01:41:40,020
Hurry up here

2071
01:41:40,020 --> 01:41:46,940
Fuck that shit

2072
01:41:46,940 --> 01:41:47,740
We're just gonna have to go

2073
01:41:47,740 --> 01:41:49,300
And parsley root this shit up

2074
01:41:49,300 --> 01:41:50,620
No!

2075
01:41:50,760 --> 01:41:51,520
Back in there

2076
01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:56,180
80 grams of parsley root

2077
01:41:56,180 --> 01:41:57,380
And boil for two minutes

2078
01:41:57,380 --> 01:41:58,940
Come on guys

2079
01:41:58,940 --> 01:42:23,340
Is this too much parsley?

2080
01:42:23,340 --> 01:42:28,180
2, 4, 6, 8, 10

2081
01:42:28,180 --> 01:42:33,140
Oh my god no!

2082
01:42:33,140 --> 01:42:33,980
It's parsley root

2083
01:42:33,980 --> 01:42:35,100
Shit

2084
01:42:35,100 --> 01:42:39,000
Can we take these goddamn leaves out?

2085
01:42:39,360 --> 01:42:40,140
Over time

2086
01:42:40,140 --> 01:42:42,820
Fuck it

2087
01:42:42,820 --> 01:42:44,660
Serve that shit as it is

2088
01:42:44,660 --> 01:42:46,120
We ain't got time for this stuff

2089
01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:47,620
Let's do this

2090
01:42:47,620 --> 01:42:52,660
Back in that shit

2091
01:42:52,660 --> 01:42:54,260
Maybe we can take the parsley out, right?

2092
01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:54,800
Yeah

2093
01:42:54,800 --> 01:42:56,680
Get rid of that shit

2094
01:42:56,680 --> 01:42:58,180
How about that?

2095
01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:08,480
Is it worse to be late with the dish?

2096
01:43:08,880 --> 01:43:10,140
Better late than never, right?

2097
01:43:10,140 --> 01:43:10,760
Yeah

2098
01:43:10,760 --> 01:43:21,360
I'm gonna leave some parsley in there

2099
01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:24,500
Then we're gonna put some parsley root in there

2100
01:43:24,500 --> 01:43:27,760
And we're gonna boil this shit nice and hot

2101
01:43:27,760 --> 01:43:30,560
Two minutes

2102
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:33,560
Blumenthal

2103
01:43:33,560 --> 01:43:34,040
Blumenthal

2104
01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:46,000
300 mils of the meat in there

2105
01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:50,740
300 mil into a deep plate

2106
01:43:50,740 --> 01:43:58,220
Maybe we can take these goddamn stupid parsley leaves out

2107
01:43:58,220 --> 01:43:58,760
Yes

2108
01:43:58,760 --> 01:43:58,780
Yes

2109
01:43:58,780 --> 01:44:16,300
Oh my god

2110
01:44:16,300 --> 01:44:21,420
Let's get this big plate

2111
01:44:21,420 --> 01:44:26,540
Telling you it's a tough day at the office here in this kitchen

2112
01:44:26,540 --> 01:44:34,340
We're gonna blend it, somebody says anyway, so it's gonna be okay

2113
01:44:34,340 --> 01:44:35,040
Yeah, that's great

2114
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:39,500
Thanks for the donation

2115
01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:39,960
We got a lot of ice

2116
01:44:39,960 --> 01:44:43,840
Hey, Bojo's son-in-law, thank you so much, Bojo's son-in-law

2117
01:44:43,840 --> 01:44:45,920
That's very kind of you

2118
01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:51,860
Let's have a look here

2119
01:44:51,860 --> 01:44:53,580
I think our pot is done, right?

2120
01:44:57,280 --> 01:44:59,160
A watched pot never boils

2121
01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:00,840
I told me all about it yesterday

2122
01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:03,500
SK, it's a new day

2123
01:45:03,500 --> 01:45:04,960
Thank you very much

2124
01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:06,340
God bless you

2125
01:45:06,340 --> 01:45:08,260
God bless America too

2126
01:45:08,260 --> 01:45:12,060
Now let's pick this shit up

2127
01:45:12,060 --> 01:45:14,320
Stick it over here

2128
01:45:14,320 --> 01:45:17,320
We get our blending machine

2129
01:45:17,320 --> 01:45:19,540
Blending shit

2130
01:45:19,540 --> 01:45:26,180
Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy boy

2131
01:45:26,180 --> 01:45:30,600
The hooligan hoolin'

2132
01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:35,860
Hey, how you doing, Franky?

2133
01:45:36,260 --> 01:45:37,380
Thank you very much

2134
01:45:37,380 --> 01:45:39,300
I think you're doing well

2135
01:45:39,300 --> 01:45:42,460
Thanks for the donation

2136
01:45:42,460 --> 01:45:43,300
We got more

2137
01:45:43,300 --> 01:45:45,000
I think we're done with the blend

2138
01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:46,200
Blendino

2139
01:45:46,200 --> 01:45:49,360
Stick that blender right over here

2140
01:45:49,360 --> 01:45:50,320
We can see it

2141
01:45:50,320 --> 01:45:52,060
Take this soup

2142
01:45:52,060 --> 01:45:53,700
All of you

2143
01:45:53,700 --> 01:45:54,600
And drink from it

2144
01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:55,740
It is my soup

2145
01:45:55,740 --> 01:45:57,140
I give it up to you

2146
01:45:57,140 --> 01:45:59,120
This is the soup

2147
01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:00,400
Of the Lord

2148
01:46:00,400 --> 01:46:02,920
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling

2149
01:46:02,920 --> 01:46:06,540
Boston Scientific

2150
01:46:06,540 --> 01:46:07,300
Thank you

2151
01:46:07,300 --> 01:46:09,560
Oh, too much

2152
01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:11,600
Too much

2153
01:46:11,600 --> 01:46:13,060
But hey

2154
01:46:13,060 --> 01:46:14,880
We got there in the end, right?

2155
01:46:16,460 --> 01:46:18,160
We got there in the end

2156
01:46:18,160 --> 01:46:29,220
Canceled the goddamn dish

2157
01:46:29,220 --> 01:46:30,360
We made

2158
01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:33,540
Son of a bitch

2159
01:46:33,540 --> 01:46:35,260
Canceled the goddamn dish

2160
01:46:35,260 --> 01:46:37,100
What kind of guy does that?

2161
01:46:37,100 --> 01:46:54,840
Canceled the goddamn dish?

2162
01:46:54,840 --> 01:46:55,640
Canceled the goddamn dish

2163
01:46:55,640 --> 01:46:59,700
Canceled the goddamn dish?

2164
01:46:59,700 --> 01:47:00,560
Canceled the goddamn dish

2165
01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:03,560
Your guest hasn't received his dish

2166
01:47:03,560 --> 01:47:04,920
And has left

2167
01:47:04,920 --> 01:47:07,280
That son of a bitch D'Souza

2168
01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:12,340
I'm sure he'll write something nasty

2169
01:47:12,340 --> 01:47:13,960
On social media

2170
01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:16,440
And the fame of his restaurant

2171
01:47:16,440 --> 01:47:17,440
Of this restaurant

2172
01:47:17,440 --> 01:47:18,420
Will suffer

2173
01:47:18,420 --> 01:47:20,020
Sometimes it's better

2174
01:47:20,020 --> 01:47:20,880
To serve a dish

2175
01:47:20,880 --> 01:47:21,680
Poorly made

2176
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:22,840
Than not to serve it all

2177
01:47:22,840 --> 01:47:28,360
Fucked it up, Fontaine

2178
01:47:28,360 --> 01:47:31,640
Thank you very much

2179
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:32,620
Tommy Houlihan

2180
01:47:32,620 --> 01:47:33,340
I'm borscht

2181
01:47:33,340 --> 01:47:34,100
For schlug

2182
01:47:34,100 --> 01:47:35,780
Boston Scientific

2183
01:47:35,780 --> 01:47:39,540
We should have used

2184
01:47:39,540 --> 01:47:40,160
The prep time

2185
01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:41,720
To get off the dance

2186
01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:45,000
Heinz Beans

2187
01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:48,160
Thank you very much

2188
01:47:48,160 --> 01:47:49,400
Fuck yourself

2189
01:47:49,400 --> 01:47:51,680
Not you Heinz Beans

2190
01:47:51,680 --> 01:47:52,400
Just the soup

2191
01:47:52,400 --> 01:47:53,980
We might need to

2192
01:47:53,980 --> 01:47:55,060
Clean up the kitchen here

2193
01:47:55,060 --> 01:47:57,140
Skip cleaning

2194
01:47:57,140 --> 01:47:58,160
Nah, we need to

2195
01:47:58,160 --> 01:47:59,040
Clean this shit up

2196
01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:01,400
We got a dustpan and brush

2197
01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:04,060
We've ruined this place

2198
01:48:04,060 --> 01:48:07,880
Can we bring the bin around?

2199
01:48:09,660 --> 01:48:11,240
Can we bring the bin to the plate?

2200
01:48:11,460 --> 01:48:11,680
No

2201
01:48:11,680 --> 01:48:13,840
How do we clean this shit?

2202
01:48:14,900 --> 01:48:15,940
Do we need to use a cloth

2203
01:48:15,940 --> 01:48:16,680
Or a rag

2204
01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:18,060
A sponge or some shit?

2205
01:48:18,060 --> 01:48:19,840
How about that?

2206
01:48:20,900 --> 01:48:21,300
Okay

2207
01:48:21,300 --> 01:48:23,380
Now

2208
01:48:23,380 --> 01:48:31,300
Huh?

2209
01:48:31,300 --> 01:48:32,020
Huh?

2210
01:48:34,300 --> 01:48:35,300
Clean?

2211
01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:35,580
Clean?

2212
01:48:39,580 --> 01:48:40,900
Ah, here we go

2213
01:48:40,900 --> 01:48:44,240
Ah, another day

2214
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:46,260
Another clean floor

2215
01:48:46,260 --> 01:48:49,160
Disgusting

2216
01:48:49,160 --> 01:48:51,620
Hey, if you don't keep a clean kitchen

2217
01:48:51,620 --> 01:48:53,160
Place is gonna be

2218
01:48:53,160 --> 01:48:54,540
Become a shithole, right?

2219
01:48:55,540 --> 01:48:56,480
Put that in there

2220
01:48:56,480 --> 01:48:59,700
Actually, we spilled some soup over here

2221
01:48:59,700 --> 01:49:01,560
We might as well go and clean this shit up, too

2222
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:11,420
Ah, another day, another sponge on the counter of life

2223
01:49:11,420 --> 01:49:17,340
One minute 48 cleaning phase time left

2224
01:49:17,340 --> 01:49:19,300
Come on

2225
01:49:19,300 --> 01:49:28,260
What about this shit?

2226
01:49:28,260 --> 01:49:29,980
Clean these feathers up

2227
01:49:29,980 --> 01:49:32,540
Parsley

2228
01:49:32,540 --> 01:49:33,260
We can use them

2229
01:49:33,260 --> 01:49:34,880
Save those parsley leaves for later

2230
01:49:34,880 --> 01:49:39,540
Any more spillages?

2231
01:49:39,880 --> 01:49:40,180
No?

2232
01:49:40,480 --> 01:49:41,900
We can leave this shit over here

2233
01:49:41,900 --> 01:49:44,540
Thanks, but no thanks

2234
01:49:44,540 --> 01:49:46,720
We'll save you for later

2235
01:49:46,720 --> 01:49:48,680
We'll put you in the fridge

2236
01:49:48,680 --> 01:49:53,780
Open sesame, come on

2237
01:49:53,780 --> 01:49:55,920
Tomato needs to go in the fridge here

2238
01:49:55,920 --> 01:49:59,860
Oh, pick up the pieces

2239
01:49:59,860 --> 01:50:02,420
What the hell is this?

2240
01:50:02,520 --> 01:50:03,440
Look, we got a brush

2241
01:50:03,440 --> 01:50:06,120
Oh, yeah

2242
01:50:06,120 --> 01:50:08,580
Now

2243
01:50:08,580 --> 01:50:15,060
This shit is

2244
01:50:15,060 --> 01:50:16,400
Where do you get this?

2245
01:50:16,540 --> 01:50:17,560
Two Euro land?

2246
01:50:23,320 --> 01:50:24,580
Ah, this is a joke

2247
01:50:24,580 --> 01:50:27,140
This machine is a joke, Fontaine

2248
01:50:27,140 --> 01:50:30,760
I'll put you back where you belong

2249
01:50:30,760 --> 01:50:32,280
In your little holder there

2250
01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:35,340
I'm gonna have to pick these up individually

2251
01:50:35,340 --> 01:50:35,900
In front

2252
01:50:35,900 --> 01:50:37,940
Oh, I'm gonna fucking bend individually

2253
01:50:37,940 --> 01:50:41,460
Hey, we got more broken plate

2254
01:50:41,460 --> 01:50:42,900
Than a Greek wedding over here

2255
01:50:42,900 --> 01:50:51,180
I say we got more broken plate

2256
01:50:51,180 --> 01:50:53,000
Than a Greek wedding over here

2257
01:50:53,000 --> 01:51:03,500
You're going away to Rikers

2258
01:51:03,500 --> 01:51:06,660
Pickled onions, thank you

2259
01:51:06,660 --> 01:51:07,580
You're going away to Rikers

2260
01:51:07,580 --> 01:51:08,460
Yeah, you did it

2261
01:51:08,460 --> 01:51:09,460
A food critic wants to

2262
01:51:09,460 --> 01:51:10,860
The critic is here

2263
01:51:10,860 --> 01:51:12,160
Focus on his order score

2264
01:51:12,160 --> 01:51:13,220
At least four stars

2265
01:51:13,220 --> 01:51:14,440
Passed his exam

2266
01:51:14,440 --> 01:51:17,860
Okay, let's do this

2267
01:51:17,860 --> 01:51:19,440
We got a food critic

2268
01:51:19,440 --> 01:51:22,240
Tomorrow we're getting inspected

2269
01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:25,180
It's a great chance

2270
01:51:25,180 --> 01:51:26,820
To raise our fame game

2271
01:51:26,820 --> 01:51:27,900
This is gonna be

2272
01:51:27,900 --> 01:51:28,880
Look

2273
01:51:28,880 --> 01:51:31,780
Today is gonna be

2274
01:51:31,780 --> 01:51:34,980
A complete hardball

2275
01:51:34,980 --> 01:51:37,620
I don't know how it's gonna come off

2276
01:51:37,620 --> 01:51:39,180
I've been working the kitchen

2277
01:51:39,180 --> 01:51:40,320
For two days now

2278
01:51:40,320 --> 01:51:41,960
All I know how to do

2279
01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:43,640
Is make trout

2280
01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:45,260
Salmon dons

2281
01:51:45,260 --> 01:51:46,380
Borscht

2282
01:51:46,380 --> 01:51:47,300
Tomato soup

2283
01:51:47,300 --> 01:51:49,840
If this critic comes into my restaurant

2284
01:51:49,840 --> 01:51:51,940
Looking for something special

2285
01:51:51,940 --> 01:51:53,120
I'm Goosed

2286
01:51:53,120 --> 01:51:54,280
I don't know what to do

2287
01:51:54,280 --> 01:51:55,420
My Goose is cooked

2288
01:51:55,420 --> 01:52:03,000
Choose skills

2289
01:52:03,000 --> 01:52:07,520
Level up

2290
01:52:07,520 --> 01:52:09,060
Cheaper product

2291
01:52:09,060 --> 01:52:09,920
Cook a Goose

2292
01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:12,300
Thomas Fox says cook a Goose

2293
01:52:12,300 --> 01:52:12,920
We don't have that

2294
01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:14,340
Dish income boost

2295
01:52:14,340 --> 01:52:25,820
Let's have a look

2296
01:52:25,820 --> 01:52:26,060
Let's have a look here

2297
01:52:26,060 --> 01:52:29,720
This is boring

2298
01:52:29,720 --> 01:52:30,920
This bit is boring

2299
01:52:30,920 --> 01:52:36,880
Let's go for cheaper products

2300
01:52:36,880 --> 01:52:41,060
Pardon me there

2301
01:52:41,060 --> 01:52:43,820
Let's go for

2302
01:52:43,820 --> 01:52:47,860
Let's go for another

2303
01:52:47,860 --> 01:52:49,700
Level that shit up there

2304
01:52:49,700 --> 01:52:51,160
Dish income boost

2305
01:52:51,160 --> 01:52:52,400
Oh we can't do that

2306
01:52:52,400 --> 01:52:53,820
Do that

2307
01:52:53,820 --> 01:52:55,040
Do that

2308
01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:55,880
There we go

2309
01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:57,120
Start the next day

2310
01:52:57,120 --> 01:52:59,620
Right

2311
01:52:59,620 --> 01:53:01,560
Let's do this

2312
01:53:01,560 --> 01:53:05,460
Today's a great opportunity

2313
01:53:05,460 --> 01:53:07,500
To demonstrate your amazing skills

2314
01:53:07,500 --> 01:53:08,660
Hope you are ready

2315
01:53:08,660 --> 01:53:10,000
Within an hour

2316
01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:11,640
We'll be open for beers

2317
01:53:11,640 --> 01:53:14,080
Use that time to get ready for work

2318
01:53:14,080 --> 01:53:15,440
I had the food critic

2319
01:53:15,440 --> 01:53:16,760
We'll be here in four hours

2320
01:53:16,760 --> 01:53:17,840
Very nice

2321
01:53:17,840 --> 01:53:19,800
Very very nice

2322
01:53:19,800 --> 01:53:21,260
Okay let's empty this shit

2323
01:53:21,260 --> 01:53:25,540
Maybe we can tip that down the bin here

2324
01:53:25,540 --> 01:53:25,840
Right

2325
01:53:25,840 --> 01:53:26,840
Huh

2326
01:53:26,840 --> 01:53:28,600
No

2327
01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:33,200
Dump

2328
01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:34,380
Oh we can't

2329
01:53:34,380 --> 01:53:35,560
Do we have to clean this

2330
01:53:35,560 --> 01:53:39,660
I ain't too bothered about cleaning shit

2331
01:53:39,660 --> 01:53:42,820
Deep plate basic

2332
01:53:42,820 --> 01:53:43,840
We'll put that back

2333
01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:45,480
Where it belongs

2334
01:53:45,480 --> 01:53:52,740
Finish cleaning

2335
01:53:52,740 --> 01:53:53,240
Dump

2336
01:53:53,240 --> 01:53:53,540
Okay

2337
01:53:53,540 --> 01:53:55,080
The inspector is coming

2338
01:53:55,080 --> 01:53:57,660
Hopefully we don't have any rats

2339
01:53:57,660 --> 01:54:00,580
Why did I smash that soup off the wall

2340
01:54:00,580 --> 01:54:03,160
It was a blind rage

2341
01:54:03,160 --> 01:54:04,800
Which shouldn't have happened

2342
01:54:04,800 --> 01:54:06,240
Mr. Inspector

2343
01:54:06,240 --> 01:54:08,340
The inspector deck

2344
01:54:08,340 --> 01:54:09,920
He sit there

2345
01:54:09,920 --> 01:54:10,560
He watch you

2346
01:54:10,560 --> 01:54:11,100
Know you

2347
01:54:11,100 --> 01:54:12,620
He knows you're lying

2348
01:54:12,620 --> 01:54:13,480
Because he's an inspector

2349
01:54:13,480 --> 01:54:13,820
Right

2350
01:54:13,820 --> 01:54:15,580
He's seen you play yourself

2351
01:54:15,580 --> 01:54:16,360
All that shit

2352
01:54:16,360 --> 01:54:18,700
He sends you to court after that

2353
01:54:18,700 --> 01:54:20,380
Because he's the inspector

2354
01:54:20,380 --> 01:54:24,080
He's a psychopathic thinker

2355
01:54:24,080 --> 01:54:24,480
That's the

2356
01:54:24,480 --> 01:54:25,560
That's baby you

2357
01:54:25,560 --> 01:54:27,060
Okay

2358
01:54:27,060 --> 01:54:31,780
Let's go

2359
01:54:31,780 --> 01:54:32,060
Let's go

2360
01:54:32,060 --> 01:54:33,180
Put that shit in there

2361
01:54:33,180 --> 01:54:35,000
Pick the fish up off the floor

2362
01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:36,280
Is there any more fish on the floor?

2363
01:54:36,340 --> 01:54:37,240
I don't think there is

2364
01:54:37,240 --> 01:54:39,180
We need to get this cloth

2365
01:54:39,180 --> 01:54:41,680
Get rid of this goddamn

2366
01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:43,400
Borscht

2367
01:54:43,400 --> 01:54:45,560
That we put down on the floor there

2368
01:54:45,560 --> 01:54:47,560
Look officer

2369
01:54:47,560 --> 01:54:48,200
It was a

2370
01:54:48,200 --> 01:54:50,740
It was a blind rage

2371
01:54:50,740 --> 01:54:51,620
Of Borscht

2372
01:54:51,620 --> 01:54:55,520
What can I say?

2373
01:54:56,880 --> 01:54:58,740
I make a mean Borscht

2374
01:54:58,740 --> 01:55:04,540
Put that shit over there

2375
01:55:04,540 --> 01:55:06,260
Back in that sink

2376
01:55:06,260 --> 01:55:10,100
Clean

2377
01:55:10,100 --> 01:55:11,360
Do we clean this shit?

2378
01:55:11,680 --> 01:55:12,100
Dump

2379
01:55:12,100 --> 01:55:14,220
I suppose when you take a dump

2380
01:55:14,220 --> 01:55:16,420
It automatically cleans the shit

2381
01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:17,460
Off the plate anyway

2382
01:55:17,460 --> 01:55:19,260
Dump this

2383
01:55:19,260 --> 01:55:21,360
Dump

2384
01:55:21,360 --> 01:55:27,860
Okay

2385
01:55:27,860 --> 01:55:29,020
We still left the oven on?

2386
01:55:29,080 --> 01:55:29,720
We have

2387
01:55:29,720 --> 01:55:30,800
Jesus Christ

2388
01:55:30,800 --> 01:55:32,960
We're lucky to still be alive

2389
01:55:32,960 --> 01:55:38,360
We don't want to do that

2390
01:55:38,360 --> 01:55:39,880
All we want to do is pick that up

2391
01:55:39,880 --> 01:55:41,080
Put that over here

2392
01:55:41,080 --> 01:55:42,960
Go back

2393
01:55:42,960 --> 01:55:43,260
Go back

2394
01:55:43,260 --> 01:55:43,640
Go back

2395
01:55:43,640 --> 01:55:46,960
Okay

2396
01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:48,500
Fish on the floor

2397
01:55:48,500 --> 01:55:50,340
Parsley and thyme

2398
01:55:50,340 --> 01:55:53,560
Bit of a plate there

2399
01:55:53,560 --> 01:55:56,500
Stick that in the box

2400
01:55:56,500 --> 01:55:58,140
The box of life

2401
01:55:58,140 --> 01:56:00,860
Parsley leaf

2402
01:56:00,860 --> 01:56:02,680
In you go

2403
01:56:02,680 --> 01:56:05,560
Be a lot handy if we had a dustpan and brush

2404
01:56:05,560 --> 01:56:07,780
Restaurant is open

2405
01:56:07,780 --> 01:56:09,300
We got in the water

2406
01:56:09,300 --> 01:56:11,340
We got some soup down here

2407
01:56:11,340 --> 01:56:13,160
Tomato soup

2408
01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:15,600
Just like Pop used to make

2409
01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:17,260
Now

2410
01:56:17,260 --> 01:56:18,240
We get our pot

2411
01:56:18,240 --> 01:56:20,340
We fill that shit to the brim

2412
01:56:20,340 --> 01:56:22,040
With a nice

2413
01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:22,760
Big

2414
01:56:22,760 --> 01:56:23,980
Jug

2415
01:56:23,980 --> 01:56:25,080
Of broth

2416
01:56:25,080 --> 01:56:26,820
Today's menu

2417
01:56:26,820 --> 01:56:28,480
Today's recipe guide

2418
01:56:28,480 --> 01:56:29,260
Is brought to you

2419
01:56:29,260 --> 01:56:31,060
By Virgin Media One

2420
01:56:31,060 --> 01:56:34,680
Leonardo Varadkar

2421
01:56:34,680 --> 01:56:37,080
The Irish presidential hopeful

2422
01:56:37,080 --> 01:56:39,440
Chicken broth

2423
01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:40,840
700 millis

2424
01:56:40,840 --> 01:56:44,720
700 milliliters

2425
01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:47,480
Of sensualized chicken broth

2426
01:56:47,480 --> 01:56:48,980
I think we can do that

2427
01:56:48,980 --> 01:56:52,040
Okay

2428
01:56:52,040 --> 01:56:53,060
Chicken

2429
01:56:53,060 --> 01:56:53,460
Chicken

2430
01:56:53,460 --> 01:56:57,360
Why did the chicken cross the road, Fontaine?

2431
01:56:58,020 --> 01:56:59,880
Because he wanted some broth

2432
01:56:59,880 --> 01:57:01,900
Now

2433
01:57:01,900 --> 01:57:02,540
Liquid

2434
01:57:02,540 --> 01:57:03,480
Snake

2435
01:57:03,480 --> 01:57:04,500
Chicken broth

2436
01:57:04,500 --> 01:57:05,020
Bye

2437
01:57:05,020 --> 01:57:07,020
Bread

2438
01:57:07,020 --> 01:57:08,580
Bring that shit over to the pot

2439
01:57:08,580 --> 01:57:10,420
Chamber made

2440
01:57:10,420 --> 01:57:12,440
Now

2441
01:57:12,440 --> 01:57:13,500
Bring that over here

2442
01:57:13,500 --> 01:57:15,660
Tip her in

2443
01:57:15,660 --> 01:57:24,840
700 mills, Fontaine

2444
01:57:24,840 --> 01:57:27,020
Otherwise you're gonna be drinking

2445
01:57:27,020 --> 01:57:28,240
Gaspacho

2446
01:57:28,240 --> 01:57:30,540
Down in San Q

2447
01:57:30,540 --> 01:57:31,480
Soup kitchen

2448
01:57:31,480 --> 01:57:34,740
Okay

2449
01:57:34,740 --> 01:57:37,980
What else do we put in that shit?

2450
01:57:38,100 --> 01:57:38,420
I forgot

2451
01:57:38,420 --> 01:57:40,900
Keep forgetting the recipe here guys

2452
01:57:40,900 --> 01:57:42,480
I'm gonna have to remember this recipe here

2453
01:57:43,200 --> 01:57:53,340
Salt 12, black pepper 12, black pepper 12, cayenne 6, tomato 960

2454
01:57:53,340 --> 01:57:54,980
This is a lot of shit, Fontaine

2455
01:57:54,980 --> 01:57:59,540
Why didn't you take the recipe down before we fucking started this shit?

2456
01:57:59,540 --> 01:58:00,240
Somewhere?

2457
01:58:00,240 --> 01:58:16,100
Somewhere beyond the salt

2458
01:58:16,100 --> 01:58:18,660
Somewhere

2459
01:58:18,660 --> 01:58:19,260
Waiting for you?

2460
01:58:19,260 --> 01:58:22,000
Waiting for you?

2461
01:58:24,000 --> 01:58:24,940
Let's have a look here

2462
01:58:24,940 --> 01:58:26,320
How much salt we got in that shit?

2463
01:58:26,620 --> 01:58:27,700
Does it tell you?

2464
01:58:30,400 --> 01:58:31,240
Oh fuck

2465
01:58:31,240 --> 01:58:32,440
I nearly lost that

2466
01:58:32,440 --> 01:58:35,480
Did anybody see how much salt I put in there?

2467
01:58:37,260 --> 01:58:38,820
We're gonna have to estimate here

2468
01:58:38,820 --> 01:58:51,340
Anthony Fontaine!

2469
01:58:51,340 --> 01:58:53,580
Anthony Fontaine!

2470
01:58:53,580 --> 01:58:59,140
Fuck it! That's enough!

2471
01:58:59,140 --> 01:59:00,340
I don't care!

2472
01:59:06,340 --> 01:59:08,800
Garlic bread, Fontaine

2473
01:59:08,800 --> 01:59:11,080
Do you know anything about that guy, bread?

2474
01:59:11,080 --> 01:59:13,980
You been keeping his garlic in your press?

2475
01:59:13,980 --> 01:59:16,020
Okay, okay

2476
01:59:16,020 --> 01:59:18,380
Stop fucking around and be a man

2477
01:59:18,380 --> 01:59:20,520
Let's do this

2478
01:59:20,520 --> 01:59:26,460
I think I put too much salt in there

2479
01:59:26,460 --> 01:59:27,540
Black pepper 12

2480
01:59:27,540 --> 01:59:30,220
I think I really put a lot of salt in there

2481
01:59:30,220 --> 01:59:33,080
It's gonna taste like shit now

2482
01:59:33,080 --> 01:59:36,420
12 black peppercorns

2483
01:59:36,420 --> 01:59:47,500
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

2484
01:59:47,500 --> 01:59:48,840
Thank you

2485
01:59:48,840 --> 01:59:50,400
No thanks

2486
01:59:50,400 --> 01:59:52,920
Cayenne pepper powder

2487
01:59:52,920 --> 01:59:56,620
We got some of that Cayenne pepper powder over here

2488
01:59:56,640 --> 01:59:57,860
We need 12 grams of that shit?

2489
01:59:57,860 --> 01:59:58,460
We need 12 grams of that shit

2490
01:59:58,460 --> 02:00:04,620
6, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 grams too much

2491
02:00:04,620 --> 02:00:06,500
It's gonna have a bit of spice to it

2492
02:00:06,500 --> 02:00:09,340
Horseradish, we don't need that shit

2493
02:00:09,340 --> 02:00:10,460
Tomatoes

2494
02:00:10,460 --> 02:00:13,160
960 grams of tomatoes

2495
02:00:13,160 --> 02:00:16,320
We have another tomato over there, right?

2496
02:00:23,320 --> 02:00:24,280
Okay, chat

2497
02:00:24,280 --> 02:00:27,920
Each tomato is 120 grams

2498
02:00:27,920 --> 02:00:31,140
We need 960 tomatoes in this pot

2499
02:00:31,140 --> 02:00:34,120
How many tomatoes do we need to throw in?

2500
02:00:35,120 --> 02:00:36,560
120 grams of tomato

2501
02:00:36,560 --> 02:00:38,580
Total, we need 960

2502
02:00:38,580 --> 02:00:39,740
Is that 8 tomatoes?

2503
02:00:39,740 --> 02:00:40,740
Is that 8 tomatoes?

2504
02:00:40,740 --> 02:00:49,660
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and we got one of those shits in the fridge

2505
02:00:49,660 --> 02:01:02,740
So we'll put that back over here, Bud Bacharach, open the fridge, hey presto, Tommy tomato, fresh from Tommy Houlihan's Boiler Room Pantry

2506
02:01:02,740 --> 02:01:10,740
Now, 1-09-on, which is French for onion, do that

2507
02:01:10,740 --> 02:01:18,740
Someone said slice those toms, we're gonna blend them shits, don't worry about that

2508
02:01:18,740 --> 02:01:21,580
Boil for a minute

2509
02:01:21,580 --> 02:01:25,800
This prick is gonna love this soup

2510
02:01:25,800 --> 02:01:28,920
It's gonna make, it's gonna blow his mind

2511
02:01:28,920 --> 02:01:30,660
He's gonna blow the beans

2512
02:01:30,660 --> 02:01:33,480
When he, when he knows what I mean

2513
02:01:33,480 --> 02:01:35,620
When he eats, when he eats what I've been cooking

2514
02:01:35,620 --> 02:01:40,200
Boil that shit up to a nice broth

2515
02:01:40,200 --> 02:01:44,820
Tommy tomato just got out of Rikers

2516
02:01:44,820 --> 02:01:47,660
Sour cream

2517
02:01:47,660 --> 02:01:49,880
Sour cream

2518
02:01:49,880 --> 02:01:51,060
Sour cream

2519
02:01:51,060 --> 02:02:00,160
The fuck, someone's just ordered another thing

2520
02:02:00,160 --> 02:02:03,140
Someone has just ordered another thing there

2521
02:02:03,140 --> 02:02:04,160
We got 2 minutes left

2522
02:02:04,160 --> 02:02:07,160
Come on

2523
02:02:07,160 --> 02:02:15,600
I hope that inspector doesn't come in and swab the counter for Prince

2524
02:02:15,600 --> 02:02:16,880
Because I've been fucking up

2525
02:02:16,880 --> 02:02:19,520
Can we stack plates?

2526
02:02:20,820 --> 02:02:21,500
Fuck that shit

2527
02:02:21,500 --> 02:02:24,340
We put that back there

2528
02:02:24,340 --> 02:02:25,620
Good guys

2529
02:02:25,620 --> 02:02:28,240
I think I saw some parsley

2530
02:02:28,240 --> 02:02:32,080
A sprig of parsley on one of the dishes there

2531
02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:33,020
We need to clean that shit up

2532
02:02:33,020 --> 02:02:33,800
There's too much there

2533
02:02:33,800 --> 02:02:34,720
Look at this

2534
02:02:34,720 --> 02:02:38,060
Boy oh boy

2535
02:02:38,060 --> 02:02:41,260
We're in for a goddamn lecture

2536
02:02:41,260 --> 02:02:44,100
If our main guy comes back and sees this

2537
02:02:44,100 --> 02:02:52,980
Come on sugar

2538
02:02:52,980 --> 02:03:02,420
That's great stuff

2539
02:03:02,420 --> 02:03:06,120
Let's bring you over here

2540
02:03:06,120 --> 02:03:07,300
Put you back on there

2541
02:03:07,300 --> 02:03:09,340
Let you cook for another little bit

2542
02:03:09,340 --> 02:03:12,460
I'm gonna throw that in there

2543
02:03:12,460 --> 02:03:13,020
For the

2544
02:03:13,020 --> 02:03:14,660
Just for the laugh

2545
02:03:14,660 --> 02:03:16,700
There we go

2546
02:03:16,700 --> 02:03:18,140
See how that goes

2547
02:03:18,140 --> 02:03:28,940
Let's get our big, big dish

2548
02:03:28,940 --> 02:03:30,520
Big plate

2549
02:03:30,520 --> 02:03:32,040
Smash that shit

2550
02:03:32,040 --> 02:03:33,200
Watch what you're doing

2551
02:03:33,200 --> 02:03:37,580
Let's put it down there

2552
02:03:37,580 --> 02:03:41,380
Okay, okay, okay, okay

2553
02:03:41,380 --> 02:03:42,180
We're ready to go

2554
02:03:42,180 --> 02:03:42,880
We're ready to go

2555
02:03:42,880 --> 02:03:43,700
We're ready to go

2556
02:03:43,700 --> 02:03:47,440
Come on

2557
02:03:47,440 --> 02:03:57,600
Lovely

2558
02:03:57,600 --> 02:03:59,100
Okay

2559
02:03:59,100 --> 02:04:01,440
Careful, careful

2560
02:04:01,440 --> 02:04:04,800
300 mils, right?

2561
02:04:04,920 --> 02:04:05,860
350 mil

2562
02:04:05,860 --> 02:04:16,840
Shit

2563
02:04:16,840 --> 02:04:17,920
Shit

2564
02:04:17,920 --> 02:04:18,000
Shit

2565
02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:19,220
Shit

2566
02:04:19,220 --> 02:04:19,280
Shit

2567
02:04:19,280 --> 02:04:35,500
Son of a bitch

2568
02:04:35,500 --> 02:04:37,160
That critic

2569
02:04:37,160 --> 02:04:37,460
That

2570
02:04:37,460 --> 02:04:38,820
Hugh Fearnley

2571
02:04:38,820 --> 02:04:39,500
Whittingstall

2572
02:04:39,500 --> 02:04:41,060
Is it A.A. Gill

2573
02:04:41,060 --> 02:04:42,100
Or fucking

2574
02:04:42,100 --> 02:04:43,660
Heston Blumenthal

2575
02:04:43,660 --> 02:04:47,240
Heston Whittingstall

2576
02:04:47,240 --> 02:04:47,900
Or some shit

2577
02:04:47,900 --> 02:04:49,240
Food critic

2578
02:04:49,240 --> 02:04:52,260
Michael Winner

2579
02:04:52,260 --> 02:04:54,580
He only gave me two stars

2580
02:04:54,580 --> 02:05:04,300
Looks like shit, Fontaine

2581
02:05:04,300 --> 02:05:09,240
Flavors

2582
02:05:09,240 --> 02:05:09,300
Flavors

2583
02:05:09,300 --> 02:05:10,040
Flavors

2584
02:05:10,040 --> 02:05:10,760
Flavors

2585
02:05:10,760 --> 02:05:13,180
He didn't want parsley

2586
02:05:13,180 --> 02:05:15,340
That was my special quip

2587
02:05:15,340 --> 02:05:18,440
Not enough cream

2588
02:05:18,440 --> 02:05:18,600
We

2589
02:05:18,600 --> 02:05:19,500
Oh, we forgot the

2590
02:05:19,500 --> 02:05:21,840
We forgot the goddamn cream

2591
02:05:21,840 --> 02:05:27,920
Chicken broth

2592
02:05:27,920 --> 02:05:30,900
There wasn't enough of that

2593
02:05:30,900 --> 02:05:30,900
There wasn't enough of that

2594
02:05:30,900 --> 02:05:31,400
Apparently

2595
02:05:31,400 --> 02:05:32,140
Even though I

2596
02:05:32,140 --> 02:05:34,360
I put plenty of that shit in

2597
02:05:34,360 --> 02:05:37,980
Wrong amount of product

2598
02:05:37,980 --> 02:05:44,480
Okay

2599
02:05:44,480 --> 02:05:47,780
Let's do this

2600
02:05:47,780 --> 02:05:51,660
That was a fuck up

2601
02:05:51,660 --> 02:05:52,800
But it won't happen again

2602
02:05:52,800 --> 02:05:54,020
Salmon steak

2603
02:05:54,020 --> 02:05:55,160
And boiled

2604
02:05:55,160 --> 02:05:56,440
Pots

2605
02:05:56,440 --> 02:06:02,980
Pickled onions

2606
02:06:02,980 --> 02:06:04,020
Thank you very much

2607
02:06:04,020 --> 02:06:05,640
And Heinz beans

2608
02:06:05,640 --> 02:06:06,300
Brothel

2609
02:06:06,300 --> 02:06:07,620
Thank you very much

2610
02:06:07,620 --> 02:06:07,880
Do

2611
02:06:07,880 --> 02:06:10,360
Okay

2612
02:06:10,360 --> 02:06:11,360
Okay, okay, okay

2613
02:06:11,360 --> 02:06:13,300
Salmon steak

2614
02:06:13,300 --> 02:06:13,980
Boiled pots

2615
02:06:13,980 --> 02:06:14,980
We know what we're doing here

2616
02:06:14,980 --> 02:06:15,680
We made this

2617
02:06:15,680 --> 02:06:16,640
A thousand times

2618
02:06:16,640 --> 02:06:17,740
This is for the food critic

2619
02:06:17,740 --> 02:06:23,820
Time dried

2620
02:06:23,820 --> 02:06:28,620
I'm pretty sure that

2621
02:06:28,620 --> 02:06:34,100
Don't forget about the food critic

2622
02:06:34,100 --> 02:06:34,920
Time's running out

2623
02:06:34,920 --> 02:06:36,140
You're fucking telling me

2624
02:06:36,140 --> 02:06:37,860
I'm trying to make this as fast as I can here

2625
02:06:37,860 --> 02:06:41,140
Taking a snap of my goddamn meal

2626
02:06:41,140 --> 02:06:42,340
Because I don't have the recipe

2627
02:06:42,340 --> 02:06:43,040
The hand

2628
02:06:43,040 --> 02:06:44,260
Salmon steak

2629
02:06:44,260 --> 02:06:48,860
Okay, let's do this, Fontaine

2630
02:06:48,860 --> 02:06:50,700
Let's do this

2631
02:06:50,700 --> 02:06:51,580
Salmon fillet

2632
02:06:51,580 --> 02:06:53,520
Seasoned with

2633
02:06:53,520 --> 02:06:56,680
Seasoned with five grams

2634
02:06:56,680 --> 02:06:58,140
Of salt

2635
02:06:58,140 --> 02:07:04,760
Let's turn this volume up here

2636
02:07:04,760 --> 02:07:06,120
I can't hear a goddamn thing

2637
02:07:06,120 --> 02:07:12,940
Seasoned with five grams of salt

2638
02:07:12,940 --> 02:07:13,440
Where are you?

2639
02:07:16,320 --> 02:07:18,660
One, two, three, four, five

2640
02:07:18,660 --> 02:07:19,680
Thank you

2641
02:07:19,680 --> 02:07:23,720
Five black pepper

2642
02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:29,720
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock

2643
02:07:29,720 --> 02:07:34,740
I was reading about the conquest of the new world

2644
02:07:34,740 --> 02:07:35,700
There the other day

2645
02:07:35,700 --> 02:07:42,140
And the sons of a bitches

2646
02:07:42,140 --> 02:07:45,160
Went over and took the land

2647
02:07:45,160 --> 02:07:48,540
They invented smallpox

2648
02:07:48,540 --> 02:07:50,140
Bro, made that

2649
02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:50,140
Made that

2650
02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:50,140
Made that

2651
02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:50,900
Killed everyone

2652
02:07:50,900 --> 02:07:53,420
Then they got slaves over from

2653
02:07:53,420 --> 02:07:55,060
Another part of the world

2654
02:07:55,060 --> 02:07:57,280
Made them grow tobacco

2655
02:07:57,280 --> 02:07:58,880
Sugar cane

2656
02:07:58,880 --> 02:08:01,700
And then peppercorns

2657
02:08:01,700 --> 02:08:02,680
Cay and pepper

2658
02:08:02,680 --> 02:08:05,660
Okay, we need to put this shit into a pan

2659
02:08:05,660 --> 02:08:07,140
Bam

2660
02:08:07,140 --> 02:08:09,320
Take that guy off there

2661
02:08:09,320 --> 02:08:10,300
We've got him for later

2662
02:08:10,300 --> 02:08:11,880
In case anybody wants more soup

2663
02:08:11,880 --> 02:08:12,220
Although

2664
02:08:12,220 --> 02:08:13,820
It's been tainted now

2665
02:08:13,820 --> 02:08:15,180
With that goddamn parsley

2666
02:08:15,180 --> 02:08:16,140
I put into it

2667
02:08:16,140 --> 02:08:17,840
Food critic says no

2668
02:08:17,840 --> 02:08:20,700
Food critic did not like that

2669
02:08:20,700 --> 02:08:24,820
Now we've got sunflower oil

2670
02:08:24,820 --> 02:08:29,740
Shit

2671
02:08:29,740 --> 02:08:40,420
That should do

2672
02:08:40,420 --> 02:08:42,360
That should do

2673
02:08:42,360 --> 02:08:45,980
That's nearly doing

2674
02:08:45,980 --> 02:08:47,120
That's nearly doing

2675
02:08:47,120 --> 02:08:49,500
Fill that with a liter of water, right?

2676
02:08:49,500 --> 02:08:53,440
Wrong

2677
02:08:53,440 --> 02:08:54,760
Wrong

2678
02:08:54,760 --> 02:08:55,520
Wrong

2679
02:08:55,520 --> 02:08:56,280
Wrong

2680
02:08:56,280 --> 02:08:57,000
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong

2681
02:08:57,000 --> 02:09:04,760
Right

2682
02:09:04,760 --> 02:09:10,780
Turn that shit off

2683
02:09:10,780 --> 02:09:22,840
Blend

2684
02:09:22,840 --> 02:09:23,820
The fuck

2685
02:09:23,820 --> 02:09:24,660
Is that done?

2686
02:09:25,940 --> 02:09:27,120
I think that's done

2687
02:09:27,120 --> 02:09:31,440
Stick our goddamn spuds in there

2688
02:09:31,440 --> 02:09:40,900
Says to boil these shits

2689
02:09:40,900 --> 02:09:44,540
But it doesn't say not to add salt

2690
02:09:44,540 --> 02:09:46,060
But I would always add salt

2691
02:09:46,060 --> 02:09:48,260
When I'm cooking spud

2692
02:09:48,260 --> 02:09:50,120
Oh, it does say to add salt

2693
02:09:50,120 --> 02:09:51,280
20 grams of salt

2694
02:09:51,280 --> 02:09:53,840
20 grams of salt

2695
02:09:53,840 --> 02:09:55,880
Now fridge door is open

2696
02:09:55,880 --> 02:09:56,880
We got an inspector

2697
02:09:56,880 --> 02:10:04,360
Flip the fish

2698
02:10:04,360 --> 02:10:05,900
Someone's telling me to flip the fish

2699
02:10:05,900 --> 02:10:07,280
I don't know how to flip the fish

2700
02:10:07,280 --> 02:10:19,580
Flip the fish

2701
02:10:19,580 --> 02:10:20,600
Can you flip the fish?

2702
02:10:20,600 --> 02:10:20,640
Flip the fish

2703
02:10:20,640 --> 02:10:28,120
Can you flip the fish?

2704
02:10:28,120 --> 02:10:29,800
Can you please tell me

2705
02:10:29,800 --> 02:10:31,180
Can you flip the fish?

2706
02:10:35,400 --> 02:10:36,500
Okay, we're burning

2707
02:10:36,500 --> 02:10:37,980
We're burning

2708
02:10:37,980 --> 02:10:49,680
Spatula

2709
02:10:49,680 --> 02:10:51,080
Someone says use a spatula

2710
02:10:51,080 --> 02:10:52,100
For the fish flipping

2711
02:10:52,100 --> 02:10:58,800
Spatula

2712
02:10:58,800 --> 02:11:05,540
Okay, rotate

2713
02:11:05,540 --> 02:11:16,820
Yeah, there we go

2714
02:11:16,820 --> 02:11:23,180
Put you back there

2715
02:11:23,180 --> 02:11:27,220
Close that door

2716
02:11:27,220 --> 02:11:30,460
Hey, we're cooking

2717
02:11:30,460 --> 02:11:36,260
Pick these shits up

2718
02:11:36,260 --> 02:11:36,280
Pick these shits up

2719
02:11:36,280 --> 02:11:43,580
Thank you very much

2720
02:11:43,580 --> 02:11:45,060
Whoever said use the spatula

2721
02:11:45,060 --> 02:11:50,780
And we're done

2722
02:11:50,780 --> 02:11:52,660
Put you on that one

2723
02:11:52,660 --> 02:11:53,740
Turn the heat off

2724
02:11:53,740 --> 02:11:57,420
Come on

2725
02:11:57,420 --> 02:11:59,060
Get a big plate

2726
02:11:59,060 --> 02:12:00,460
Get ready for this shit

2727
02:12:00,460 --> 02:12:00,460
Get ready for this shit

2728
02:12:00,460 --> 02:12:13,460
Okay

2729
02:12:13,460 --> 02:12:13,560
Okay

2730
02:12:13,560 --> 02:12:24,400
Oh, fuck that

2731
02:12:24,400 --> 02:12:25,340
Put that there

2732
02:12:25,340 --> 02:12:30,360
That's it

2733
02:12:30,360 --> 02:12:30,400
That's it

2734
02:12:30,400 --> 02:12:34,400
That's it

2735
02:12:34,400 --> 02:12:37,240
We're doing good

2736
02:12:37,240 --> 02:12:37,240
We're doing good

2737
02:12:37,240 --> 02:12:49,780
This son of a bitch critic

2738
02:12:49,780 --> 02:12:51,060
Is gonna enjoy this

2739
02:12:51,060 --> 02:12:52,520
I can feel it

2740
02:12:52,520 --> 02:12:52,520
I can feel it

2741
02:12:52,520 --> 02:12:52,520
I can feel it

2742
02:12:52,520 --> 02:12:53,200
In my piss

2743
02:12:53,200 --> 02:12:57,700
Hurry up

2744
02:12:57,700 --> 02:13:00,080
Are we done?

2745
02:13:06,340 --> 02:13:07,080
Hey, we're

2746
02:13:07,080 --> 02:13:09,080
We're trying to cook down here

2747
02:13:09,080 --> 02:13:16,360
I would really like to eat some salmon

2748
02:13:16,360 --> 02:13:17,220
Boiled potato

2749
02:13:17,220 --> 02:13:18,140
Yes

2750
02:13:18,140 --> 02:13:21,180
Thank you

2751
02:13:21,180 --> 02:13:24,200
We got a good rep for that shit

2752
02:13:24,200 --> 02:13:26,000
Guess complaints

2753
02:13:26,000 --> 02:13:27,700
Too much oil

2754
02:13:27,700 --> 02:13:30,500
I thought I put one milliliter less

2755
02:13:30,500 --> 02:13:34,960
Heating mistakes

2756
02:13:34,960 --> 02:13:34,960
Heating mistakes

2757
02:13:34,960 --> 02:13:36,640
Shut your mouth

2758
02:13:36,640 --> 02:13:38,480
Maybe I seared

2759
02:13:38,480 --> 02:13:39,680
I overseared

2760
02:13:39,680 --> 02:13:42,400
The salmon dawn on one side

2761
02:13:42,400 --> 02:13:43,740
Perfect

2762
02:13:43,740 --> 02:13:47,640
We didn't pass

2763
02:13:47,640 --> 02:13:49,100
You need more experience

2764
02:13:49,100 --> 02:13:51,780
No one said it'd be easy

2765
02:13:51,780 --> 02:13:53,160
This time will affect our fame

2766
02:13:53,160 --> 02:13:54,280
I'm sure you'll make it back

2767
02:13:54,280 --> 02:13:54,800
In no time

2768
02:13:54,800 --> 02:13:55,380
Yeah, I'll be

2769
02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:56,380
I'll be making it back

2770
02:13:56,380 --> 02:13:59,860
I'll be making it back

2771
02:13:59,860 --> 02:14:01,540
We got below the quota again

2772
02:14:01,540 --> 02:14:02,360
If you won't make it back

2773
02:14:02,360 --> 02:14:02,760
The end of the day

2774
02:14:02,760 --> 02:14:04,200
Food critic won't bother us

2775
02:14:04,200 --> 02:14:07,400
We're no longer taking orders

2776
02:14:07,400 --> 02:14:08,460
Finish what you started

2777
02:14:08,460 --> 02:14:09,560
Get ready for tomorrow

2778
02:14:09,560 --> 02:14:12,320
Skip cleaning

2779
02:14:12,320 --> 02:14:13,420
I have to clean up

2780
02:14:13,420 --> 02:14:14,320
All this shit again

2781
02:14:14,320 --> 02:14:17,940
Place is a joke machine

2782
02:14:17,940 --> 02:14:21,340
Could I not just pick up

2783
02:14:21,340 --> 02:14:23,260
All these pieces in one

2784
02:14:23,260 --> 02:14:35,880
Is there anything left in that broth?

2785
02:14:36,760 --> 02:14:38,340
Man, it's 272 mils

2786
02:14:38,340 --> 02:14:51,500
Keep that cream over here

2787
02:14:51,500 --> 02:14:53,900
Cash rules everything around me

2788
02:14:53,900 --> 02:14:54,340
Cream

2789
02:14:54,340 --> 02:15:08,400
Great day to be a chef

2790
02:15:08,400 --> 02:15:10,860
In a kitchen in New York Town

2791
02:15:10,860 --> 02:15:14,280
Just another day in the kitchens

2792
02:15:14,280 --> 02:15:15,740
Hell's Kitchen

2793
02:15:15,740 --> 02:15:18,080
Golden Ramshackle

2794
02:15:18,080 --> 02:15:23,780
Put these in order here so I can

2795
02:15:23,780 --> 02:15:25,620
Very quickly

2796
02:15:25,620 --> 02:15:27,480
Get to them when I need them

2797
02:15:27,480 --> 02:15:27,760
You know

2798
02:15:27,760 --> 02:15:30,780
If your kitchen's a mess

2799
02:15:30,780 --> 02:15:31,960
Your life's a mess

2800
02:15:31,960 --> 02:15:34,280
That's what my mama used to say

2801
02:15:34,280 --> 02:15:40,480
Put that there

2802
02:15:40,480 --> 02:15:42,360
We didn't get the rat catcher

2803
02:15:42,360 --> 02:15:43,920
Rat catcher never came by today

2804
02:15:43,920 --> 02:15:46,440
To see what we were doing

2805
02:15:46,440 --> 02:15:50,060
I live in fear of the article in the

2806
02:15:50,060 --> 02:15:52,000
Journal.ie

2807
02:15:52,000 --> 02:15:53,840
That tells people they found

2808
02:15:53,840 --> 02:15:55,740
A rat roach

2809
02:15:55,740 --> 02:15:57,040
In the back pantry

2810
02:15:57,040 --> 02:15:58,520
Or a rat

2811
02:15:58,520 --> 02:15:59,660
In the cookie jaw

2812
02:15:59,660 --> 02:16:06,520
But I noticed that they don't have

2813
02:16:06,520 --> 02:16:08,820
Those establishments that do get done

2814
02:16:08,820 --> 02:16:12,660
They don't have fancy names like Fentains

2815
02:16:12,660 --> 02:16:16,200
They have names like

2816
02:16:16,200 --> 02:16:20,280
Yum Yum Chicken House

2817
02:16:20,280 --> 02:16:21,200
Or

2818
02:16:21,200 --> 02:16:27,400
Spice World

2819
02:16:27,400 --> 02:16:35,420
Or the Nosh Shack

2820
02:16:35,420 --> 02:16:37,620
Right

2821
02:16:37,620 --> 02:16:39,200
Let's go ahead and skip clean

2822
02:16:39,200 --> 02:16:40,340
No no we're doing okay

2823
02:16:40,340 --> 02:16:42,640
Probably a few more sprigs of parsley down here

2824
02:16:42,640 --> 02:16:43,740
From the last day

2825
02:16:43,740 --> 02:16:48,500
It'd be great to have a dustpan and brush

2826
02:16:48,500 --> 02:16:49,900
I gotta tell you that for nothing

2827
02:16:49,900 --> 02:16:54,660
I miss the days of the dustpan and the brush

2828
02:16:54,660 --> 02:16:59,920
We used to go sweeping around the back alleys

2829
02:16:59,920 --> 02:17:03,880
Fill that dustpan right up to the brim

2830
02:17:03,880 --> 02:17:04,880
We'd sell that then

2831
02:17:04,880 --> 02:17:06,400
Down 26th and 9th

2832
02:17:06,400 --> 02:17:08,880
For parsley sprigs

2833
02:17:08,880 --> 02:17:12,560
And we'd take those parsley sprigs down to Battery Park

2834
02:17:12,560 --> 02:17:14,620
Sprinkle them on the ground

2835
02:17:14,620 --> 02:17:16,520
And wait for moonlight

2836
02:17:16,520 --> 02:17:18,640
Once moonlight arose

2837
02:17:18,640 --> 02:17:21,140
It was time to play darts

2838
02:17:21,140 --> 02:17:22,720
Let's

2839
02:17:22,720 --> 02:17:24,480
Play darts

2840
02:17:24,480 --> 02:17:27,900
Where's the darts?

2841
02:17:42,240 --> 02:17:43,520
Where's my knives?

2842
02:17:51,200 --> 02:17:52,240
Take a knife

2843
02:17:52,240 --> 02:17:53,220
Hope for the best

2844
02:17:53,220 --> 02:17:54,340
As my girlfriend says

2845
02:17:54,340 --> 02:17:55,560
The shape doesn't matter

2846
02:17:55,560 --> 02:17:57,240
As long as the size is right

2847
02:17:57,240 --> 02:17:59,440
Alright okay

2848
02:17:59,440 --> 02:18:03,020
Day four

2849
02:18:03,020 --> 02:18:03,720
Here we go

2850
02:18:03,720 --> 02:18:08,820
It's my fourth day

2851
02:18:08,820 --> 02:18:09,880
Working in the kitchen

2852
02:18:09,880 --> 02:18:11,080
What can I say?

2853
02:18:11,520 --> 02:18:13,320
I never expected it to be easy

2854
02:18:13,320 --> 02:18:14,600
Yesterday

2855
02:18:14,600 --> 02:18:17,080
We had a food critic in the house

2856
02:18:17,080 --> 02:18:20,000
He said my salmon tasted as shit

2857
02:18:20,000 --> 02:18:22,500
He spat out my soup

2858
02:18:22,500 --> 02:18:24,200
And I told him

2859
02:18:24,200 --> 02:18:24,660
I told him

2860
02:18:24,660 --> 02:18:25,520
Please

2861
02:18:25,520 --> 02:18:26,800
Go gentle on us

2862
02:18:26,800 --> 02:18:28,160
In your lovely column

2863
02:18:28,160 --> 02:18:30,120
It'll be in the New York Post

2864
02:18:30,120 --> 02:18:31,080
Tomorrow afternoon

2865
02:18:31,080 --> 02:18:32,640
Right now

2866
02:18:32,640 --> 02:18:34,680
We gotta fix up the Sousa

2867
02:18:34,680 --> 02:18:36,080
He's got a party of five

2868
02:18:36,080 --> 02:18:36,660
Coming in

2869
02:18:36,660 --> 02:18:39,080
And he's mad about fish

2870
02:18:39,080 --> 02:18:48,460
Unbreakable plates

2871
02:18:48,460 --> 02:18:48,460
Unbreakable plates

2872
02:18:48,460 --> 02:18:49,040
Let's take that

2873
02:18:49,040 --> 02:18:52,300
Cheaper recipes

2874
02:18:52,300 --> 02:18:53,460
Let's take that

2875
02:18:53,460 --> 02:19:06,560
I want you to check every outhouse

2876
02:19:06,560 --> 02:19:07,280
Dog dog house

2877
02:19:07,280 --> 02:19:08,360
Shithouse for that

2878
02:19:08,360 --> 02:19:09,240
Call him more

2879
02:19:09,240 --> 02:19:10,640
Thank you very much

2880
02:19:10,640 --> 02:19:11,600
Fentain

2881
02:19:11,600 --> 02:19:13,100
You got

2882
02:19:13,100 --> 02:19:14,060
You got problems

2883
02:19:14,060 --> 02:19:14,620
Fentain

2884
02:19:14,620 --> 02:19:16,040
I got solutions

2885
02:19:16,040 --> 02:19:18,160
Prep phase

2886
02:19:18,160 --> 02:19:19,840
Prep phase

2887
02:19:19,840 --> 02:19:20,480
Asshole

2888
02:19:20,480 --> 02:19:22,640
Is there any way

2889
02:19:22,640 --> 02:19:23,620
We can brush up

2890
02:19:23,620 --> 02:19:24,160
On our

2891
02:19:24,160 --> 02:19:26,200
Gastronomical skills

2892
02:19:26,200 --> 02:19:27,020
In the two minutes

2893
02:19:27,020 --> 02:19:27,380
Before

2894
02:19:27,380 --> 02:19:28,440
Before

2895
02:19:28,440 --> 02:19:29,760
Spatula babuska

2896
02:19:29,760 --> 02:19:30,400
Comes in

2897
02:19:30,400 --> 02:19:35,300
Recipe

2898
02:19:35,300 --> 02:19:37,760
Skills

2899
02:19:37,760 --> 02:19:38,900
Parks

2900
02:19:38,900 --> 02:19:41,220
Decorations

2901
02:19:41,220 --> 02:19:41,820
Skills

2902
02:19:41,820 --> 02:19:42,820
Recipe manager

2903
02:19:42,820 --> 02:19:43,440
Right

2904
02:19:43,440 --> 02:19:45,200
Not owned

2905
02:19:45,200 --> 02:19:49,260
Gazpacho

2906
02:19:49,260 --> 02:19:51,660
Pork chops

2907
02:19:51,660 --> 02:19:52,580
With baked potatoes

2908
02:19:52,580 --> 02:19:53,960
I think we already got that right

2909
02:19:53,960 --> 02:19:56,040
You're gonna need some new ingredients

2910
02:19:56,040 --> 02:19:59,100
Duck broth

2911
02:19:59,100 --> 02:20:01,360
Steak and french fries

2912
02:20:01,360 --> 02:20:03,040
One of my all time faves

2913
02:20:03,040 --> 02:20:07,240
Looks like we don't have enough credits

2914
02:20:07,240 --> 02:20:07,920
To uh

2915
02:20:07,920 --> 02:20:10,740
Find out about another

2916
02:20:10,740 --> 02:20:15,500
Oh we should have got that

2917
02:20:15,500 --> 02:20:16,880
God damn recipe there

2918
02:20:16,880 --> 02:20:23,720
Yet again

2919
02:20:23,720 --> 02:20:24,920
I'm forced to take a picture

2920
02:20:24,920 --> 02:20:25,580
With my phone

2921
02:20:25,580 --> 02:20:27,020
Until I find out

2922
02:20:27,020 --> 02:20:27,800
An easier way

2923
02:20:27,800 --> 02:20:29,900
Of getting that recipe

2924
02:20:29,900 --> 02:20:30,980
In my back pocket

2925
02:20:30,980 --> 02:20:32,180
So I don't need to come back

2926
02:20:32,180 --> 02:20:33,180
To the god damn

2927
02:20:33,180 --> 02:20:34,560
Laptop each time

2928
02:20:34,560 --> 02:20:37,500
Pork chops

2929
02:20:37,500 --> 02:20:39,040
4 grams of salt

2930
02:20:39,040 --> 02:20:40,140
Black pepper thyme

2931
02:20:40,140 --> 02:20:41,140
Sunflower

2932
02:20:41,140 --> 02:20:44,220
Okay I think we need

2933
02:20:44,220 --> 02:20:45,780
Potatoes and sunflowers

2934
02:20:45,780 --> 02:20:54,220
300 grams of pots

2935
02:20:54,220 --> 02:20:56,400
Let's throw these guys

2936
02:20:56,400 --> 02:21:10,240
Hey it's great to be prepped

2937
02:21:10,240 --> 02:21:11,680
I'm feeling good about today

2938
02:21:11,680 --> 02:21:12,400
I think we're gonna get

2939
02:21:12,400 --> 02:21:13,080
A good score

2940
02:21:13,080 --> 02:21:16,040
Ah chunks

2941
02:21:16,040 --> 02:21:17,360
Oh you need to cut that shit

2942
02:21:17,360 --> 02:21:18,080
Into chunks

2943
02:21:18,080 --> 02:21:19,820
Fuck it

2944
02:21:19,820 --> 02:21:20,900
Might as well cut them now

2945
02:21:20,900 --> 02:21:22,400
Apologies

2946
02:21:22,400 --> 02:21:27,480
How many chunks

2947
02:21:27,480 --> 02:21:28,520
Do you want this shit in

2948
02:21:28,520 --> 02:21:30,000
Two chunks

2949
02:21:30,000 --> 02:21:31,260
Did we turn that

2950
02:21:31,260 --> 02:21:32,100
Cooking

2951
02:21:32,100 --> 02:21:33,520
Cooker off yesterday

2952
02:21:33,520 --> 02:21:36,520
We should have put the soup

2953
02:21:36,520 --> 02:21:37,400
In the fridge there

2954
02:21:37,400 --> 02:21:39,960
Maybe it will go off

2955
02:21:39,960 --> 02:21:40,820
Maybe we need to make

2956
02:21:40,820 --> 02:21:41,820
A brand new batch

2957
02:21:41,820 --> 02:21:43,620
The last one tasted as shit

2958
02:21:43,620 --> 02:21:44,740
So I believe

2959
02:21:44,740 --> 02:21:47,400
Season with salt

2960
02:21:47,400 --> 02:21:54,400
About 6 grams.

2961
02:21:54,400 --> 02:22:00,400
And with that. Okay.

2962
02:22:00,400 --> 02:22:03,400
Shit.

2963
02:22:03,400 --> 02:22:07,400
Shit.

2964
02:22:07,400 --> 02:22:10,400
Shit. Okay.

2965
02:22:10,400 --> 02:22:13,400
Put that knife down there.

2966
02:22:13,400 --> 02:22:16,400
Put that knife in the knife block.

2967
02:22:16,400 --> 02:22:21,400
It's getting tense. We haven't even started yet. We have a minute left.

2968
02:22:21,400 --> 02:22:24,400
We got a minute left guys.

2969
02:22:28,400 --> 02:22:31,400
Let's see who's on the radio there.

2970
02:22:31,400 --> 02:22:46,400
Okay. Black Peppa.

2971
02:22:46,400 --> 02:23:01,400
Season the pork chops. 200 grams. We haven't even got the pork chops yet. Oh we do.

2972
02:23:01,400 --> 02:23:16,400
Season the pork chops. 200 grams. We haven't even got the pork chops yet. Oh we do.

2973
02:23:16,400 --> 02:23:31,400
We have a little bit of pork chops. We have a little bit of pork chops. We have a little bit of pork chops.

2974
02:23:31,400 --> 02:23:38,700
Somebody's ordered soup. I don't even...

2975
02:23:38,700 --> 02:23:44,240
Somebody better order this goddamn dish that I'm making here.

2976
02:23:48,500 --> 02:23:50,200
That music sucks.

2977
02:23:56,400 --> 02:23:58,400
That music sucks, Fontaine.

2978
02:23:58,400 --> 02:24:05,200
That's okay. It's not that bad.

2979
02:24:06,160 --> 02:24:07,660
Let's move this shit over here.

2980
02:24:09,680 --> 02:24:10,200
Seasoning.

2981
02:24:18,060 --> 02:24:20,260
Get rid of you guys. We don't need you anymore.

2982
02:24:20,700 --> 02:24:22,740
What am I doing? I don't even need to cook this.

2983
02:24:24,080 --> 02:24:25,300
Soup. We're making soup.

2984
02:24:25,300 --> 02:24:26,300
Soup.

2985
02:24:32,060 --> 02:24:33,740
This is a fucking joke.

2986
02:24:34,540 --> 02:24:36,000
This is an absolute joke.

2987
02:24:41,900 --> 02:24:45,060
As far as I know, it's 700 mils of broth.

2988
02:24:49,060 --> 02:24:55,280
Put the parsley over there in the safe because we're spending these Jacksons.

2989
02:24:55,820 --> 02:24:57,920
Put the chicken broth over there.

2990
02:25:00,340 --> 02:25:02,720
The Lonely Donkey. Thank you very much.

2991
02:25:12,820 --> 02:25:18,080
Chicken broth, 7 mils of salt. Bring this pot over here.

2992
02:25:20,080 --> 02:25:21,540
Nice music. I like that.

2993
02:25:25,840 --> 02:25:28,100
We got that 12 grams of salt.

2994
02:25:28,700 --> 02:25:29,920
12 years of sleep.

2995
02:25:30,120 --> 02:25:33,340
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

2996
02:25:34,840 --> 02:25:36,100
Salt over there.

2997
02:25:36,800 --> 02:25:38,080
Pick up the black pepper.

2998
02:25:38,680 --> 02:25:39,820
Get it out your hair.

2999
02:25:40,640 --> 02:25:41,860
Stick it in the stepper.

3000
02:25:42,580 --> 02:25:45,860
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

3001
02:25:46,100 --> 02:25:48,920
You've got that black pepper in your soup.

3002
02:25:50,500 --> 02:25:54,680
Now we got that cayenne from the island of cayenne.

3003
02:25:55,220 --> 02:25:57,100
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, yeah.

3004
02:25:57,960 --> 02:25:58,360
Alright.

3005
02:26:00,480 --> 02:26:00,980
Now.

3006
02:26:01,540 --> 02:26:02,560
8 tomatoes.

3007
02:26:06,780 --> 02:26:13,680
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

3008
02:26:15,600 --> 02:26:16,360
1 onion.

3009
02:26:21,320 --> 02:26:22,700
You're going away to Rikers.

3010
02:26:22,700 --> 02:26:24,260
Boston Scientific.

3011
02:26:24,480 --> 02:26:25,580
Thank you very much.

3012
02:26:27,640 --> 02:26:29,220
You're going away to Rikers.

3013
02:26:29,620 --> 02:26:30,780
I hope you enjoyed there.

3014
02:26:31,480 --> 02:26:32,580
The food is good.

3015
02:26:36,180 --> 02:26:36,660
Now.

3016
02:26:36,860 --> 02:26:38,360
Let that shit cook for a while.

3017
02:26:39,560 --> 02:26:40,600
While we're waiting there.

3018
02:26:42,820 --> 02:26:44,820
We could be seasoning our chop.

3019
02:26:48,580 --> 02:26:50,460
We might need to put that back in the fridge.

3020
02:26:57,780 --> 02:26:58,620
We can't.

3021
02:26:58,620 --> 02:27:16,700
I think it might be folly to focus on another dish, especially since it hasn't even been

3022
02:27:16,700 --> 02:27:19,380
ordered yet.

3023
02:27:19,380 --> 02:27:25,380
Let me throw these in the bin.

3024
02:27:25,380 --> 02:27:26,380
That's a nice bit of potato there.

3025
02:27:26,380 --> 02:27:27,380
It's a shame.

3026
02:27:27,380 --> 02:27:28,380
It's a waste.

3027
02:27:28,380 --> 02:27:32,380
It's an absolute waste and a shame.

3028
02:27:32,380 --> 02:27:37,380
Shame waste.

3029
02:27:37,380 --> 02:27:42,380
Nice bit of Spanish guitar there on the radio.

3030
02:27:42,380 --> 02:27:44,380
Turn that off.

3031
02:27:44,380 --> 02:27:46,380
Blend that shit.

3032
02:27:46,380 --> 02:28:01,380
Boston Scientific says, "Boston Scientific Canteen Food Standard."

3033
02:28:01,380 --> 02:28:03,380
I hope so.

3034
02:28:03,380 --> 02:28:06,380
High standards I have in this kitchen here, Fontaine.

3035
02:28:06,380 --> 02:28:09,380
We make soup like you wouldn't believe.

3036
02:28:09,380 --> 02:28:21,380
This is gonna be good.

3037
02:28:21,380 --> 02:28:23,380
I'm excited.

3038
02:28:23,380 --> 02:28:26,380
I'm excited about this soup.

3039
02:28:26,380 --> 02:28:28,380
I gotta tell you something.

3040
02:28:28,380 --> 02:28:31,380
I'm excited about this soup here.

3041
02:28:31,380 --> 02:28:33,380
Sour cream.

3042
02:28:33,380 --> 02:28:38,380
We gotta remember the sour cream, cause we forgot that shit, right?

3043
02:28:38,380 --> 02:28:41,380
We might put that in right now.

3044
02:28:41,380 --> 02:28:45,380
150 ml of sour cream.

3045
02:28:45,380 --> 02:28:46,380
We might put that in right now.

3046
02:28:46,380 --> 02:28:47,380
We might put that in right now.

3047
02:28:47,380 --> 02:28:48,380
We might put that in right now.

3048
02:28:48,380 --> 02:28:49,380
We might put that in right now.

3049
02:28:49,380 --> 02:28:50,380
We might put that in right now.

3050
02:28:50,380 --> 02:28:51,380
We might put that in right now.

3051
02:28:51,380 --> 02:28:52,380
We might put that in right now.

3052
02:28:52,380 --> 02:28:53,380
We might put that in right now.

3053
02:28:53,380 --> 02:28:54,380
We might put that in right now.

3054
02:28:54,380 --> 02:28:55,380
We might put that in right now.

3055
02:28:55,380 --> 02:28:56,380
We might put that in right now.

3056
02:28:56,380 --> 02:28:57,380
We might put that in right now.

3057
02:28:57,380 --> 02:28:58,380
We might put that in right now.

3058
02:28:58,380 --> 02:28:59,380
We might put that in right now.

3059
02:28:59,380 --> 02:29:00,380
We might put that in right now.

3060
02:29:00,380 --> 02:29:01,380
We might put that in right now.

3061
02:29:01,380 --> 02:29:02,380
We might put that in right now.

3062
02:29:02,380 --> 02:29:03,380
We might put that in right now.

3063
02:29:03,380 --> 02:29:04,380
We might put that in right now.

3064
02:29:04,380 --> 02:29:05,380
We might put that in right now.

3065
02:29:05,380 --> 02:29:06,380
We might put that in right now.

3066
02:29:06,380 --> 02:29:07,380
We might put that in right now.

3067
02:29:07,380 --> 02:29:09,380
Now we are done.

3068
02:29:17,380 --> 02:29:18,380
Big.

3069
02:29:18,380 --> 02:29:20,380
Bowl.

3070
02:29:27,380 --> 02:29:28,380
Cooking piano.

3071
02:29:28,380 --> 02:29:29,380
Very nice.

3072
02:29:32,380 --> 02:29:33,380
Hang on.

3073
02:29:33,380 --> 02:29:36,380
How much soup do we pour into this bowl here?

3074
02:29:36,380 --> 02:29:37,380
300 ml.

3075
02:29:37,380 --> 02:29:37,380
That should do.

3076
02:29:37,380 --> 02:29:38,380
That should do.

3077
02:29:38,380 --> 02:29:38,380
That should do.

3078
02:29:38,380 --> 02:29:38,380
That should do.

3079
02:29:38,380 --> 02:29:39,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3080
02:29:39,380 --> 02:29:40,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3081
02:29:40,380 --> 02:29:41,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3082
02:29:41,380 --> 02:29:42,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3083
02:29:42,380 --> 02:29:43,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3084
02:29:43,380 --> 02:29:44,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3085
02:29:44,380 --> 02:29:45,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3086
02:29:45,380 --> 02:29:46,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3087
02:29:46,380 --> 02:29:47,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3088
02:29:47,380 --> 02:29:48,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3089
02:29:48,380 --> 02:29:49,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3090
02:29:49,380 --> 02:29:50,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3091
02:29:50,380 --> 02:29:51,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3092
02:29:51,380 --> 02:29:52,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3093
02:29:52,380 --> 02:29:53,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3094
02:29:53,380 --> 02:29:54,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3095
02:29:54,380 --> 02:29:55,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3096
02:29:55,380 --> 02:29:56,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3097
02:29:56,380 --> 02:29:57,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3098
02:29:57,380 --> 02:29:58,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3099
02:29:58,380 --> 02:29:59,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3100
02:29:59,380 --> 02:30:00,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3101
02:30:00,380 --> 02:30:01,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3102
02:30:01,380 --> 02:30:02,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3103
02:30:02,380 --> 02:30:03,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3104
02:30:03,380 --> 02:30:04,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3105
02:30:04,380 --> 02:30:05,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3106
02:30:05,380 --> 02:30:06,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3107
02:30:06,380 --> 02:30:07,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3108
02:30:07,380 --> 02:30:08,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3109
02:30:08,380 --> 02:30:09,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3110
02:30:09,380 --> 02:30:10,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3111
02:30:10,380 --> 02:30:11,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3112
02:30:11,380 --> 02:30:12,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3113
02:30:12,380 --> 02:30:13,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3114
02:30:13,380 --> 02:30:14,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3115
02:30:14,380 --> 02:30:15,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3116
02:30:15,380 --> 02:30:16,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3117
02:30:16,380 --> 02:30:17,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3118
02:30:17,380 --> 02:30:18,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3119
02:30:18,380 --> 02:30:19,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3120
02:30:19,380 --> 02:30:20,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3121
02:30:20,380 --> 02:30:21,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3122
02:30:21,380 --> 02:30:22,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3123
02:30:22,380 --> 02:30:23,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3124
02:30:23,380 --> 02:30:24,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3125
02:30:24,380 --> 02:30:25,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3126
02:30:25,380 --> 02:30:26,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3127
02:30:26,380 --> 02:30:27,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3128
02:30:27,380 --> 02:30:28,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3129
02:30:28,380 --> 02:30:29,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3130
02:30:29,380 --> 02:30:30,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3131
02:30:30,380 --> 02:30:31,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3132
02:30:31,380 --> 02:30:32,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3133
02:30:32,380 --> 02:30:33,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3134
02:30:33,380 --> 02:30:34,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3135
02:30:34,380 --> 02:30:35,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3136
02:30:35,380 --> 02:30:36,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3137
02:30:36,380 --> 02:30:37,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3138
02:30:37,380 --> 02:30:38,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3139
02:30:38,380 --> 02:30:39,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3140
02:30:39,380 --> 02:30:40,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3141
02:30:40,380 --> 02:30:41,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3142
02:30:41,380 --> 02:30:42,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3143
02:30:42,380 --> 02:30:43,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3144
02:30:43,380 --> 02:30:44,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3145
02:30:44,380 --> 02:30:45,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3146
02:30:45,380 --> 02:30:46,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3147
02:30:46,380 --> 02:30:47,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3148
02:30:47,380 --> 02:30:48,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3149
02:30:48,380 --> 02:30:49,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3150
02:30:49,380 --> 02:30:50,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3151
02:30:50,380 --> 02:30:51,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3152
02:30:51,380 --> 02:30:52,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3153
02:30:52,380 --> 02:30:53,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3154
02:30:53,380 --> 02:30:54,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3155
02:30:54,380 --> 02:30:55,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3156
02:30:55,380 --> 02:30:56,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3157
02:30:56,380 --> 02:30:57,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3158
02:30:57,380 --> 02:30:58,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3159
02:30:58,380 --> 02:30:59,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3160
02:30:59,380 --> 02:31:00,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3161
02:31:00,380 --> 02:31:01,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3162
02:31:01,380 --> 02:31:02,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3163
02:31:02,380 --> 02:31:03,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3164
02:31:03,380 --> 02:31:04,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3165
02:31:04,380 --> 02:31:05,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3166
02:31:05,380 --> 02:31:06,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3167
02:31:06,380 --> 02:31:07,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3168
02:31:07,380 --> 02:31:08,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3169
02:31:08,380 --> 02:31:09,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3170
02:31:09,380 --> 02:31:10,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3171
02:31:10,380 --> 02:31:11,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3172
02:31:11,380 --> 02:31:12,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3173
02:31:12,380 --> 02:31:13,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3174
02:31:13,380 --> 02:31:14,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3175
02:31:14,380 --> 02:31:15,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3176
02:31:15,380 --> 02:31:16,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3177
02:31:16,380 --> 02:31:17,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3178
02:31:17,380 --> 02:31:18,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3179
02:31:18,380 --> 02:31:19,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3180
02:31:19,380 --> 02:31:20,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3181
02:31:20,380 --> 02:31:21,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3182
02:31:21,380 --> 02:31:22,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3183
02:31:22,380 --> 02:31:23,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3184
02:31:23,380 --> 02:31:25,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3185
02:31:25,380 --> 02:31:26,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3186
02:31:26,380 --> 02:31:27,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3187
02:31:27,380 --> 02:31:28,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3188
02:31:28,380 --> 02:31:29,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3189
02:31:29,380 --> 02:31:30,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3190
02:31:30,380 --> 02:31:31,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3191
02:31:31,380 --> 02:31:32,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3192
02:31:32,380 --> 02:31:33,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3193
02:31:33,380 --> 02:31:34,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3194
02:31:34,380 --> 02:31:35,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3195
02:31:35,380 --> 02:31:36,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3196
02:31:36,380 --> 02:31:37,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3197
02:31:37,380 --> 02:31:38,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3198
02:31:38,380 --> 02:31:39,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3199
02:31:39,380 --> 02:31:40,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3200
02:31:40,380 --> 02:31:41,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3201
02:31:41,380 --> 02:31:42,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3202
02:31:42,380 --> 02:31:44,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3203
02:31:44,380 --> 02:31:48,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3204
02:31:48,380 --> 02:31:50,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3205
02:31:50,380 --> 02:31:51,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3206
02:31:51,380 --> 02:31:52,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3207
02:31:52,380 --> 02:31:53,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3208
02:31:53,380 --> 02:31:54,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3209
02:31:54,380 --> 02:31:55,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3210
02:31:55,380 --> 02:31:56,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3211
02:31:56,380 --> 02:31:57,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3212
02:31:57,380 --> 02:31:58,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3213
02:31:58,380 --> 02:31:59,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3214
02:31:59,380 --> 02:32:00,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3215
02:32:00,380 --> 02:32:01,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3216
02:32:01,380 --> 02:32:02,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3217
02:32:02,380 --> 02:32:04,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3218
02:32:04,380 --> 02:32:05,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3219
02:32:05,380 --> 02:32:07,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3220
02:32:07,380 --> 02:32:08,380
I'm going to put that in right now.

3221
02:32:08,380 --> 02:32:15,380
Salmon steak will make you feel good at night.

3222
02:32:15,380 --> 02:32:21,380
How much of this goddamn loony juice we got to put in the pan?

3223
02:32:21,380 --> 02:32:27,380
Ukrainian brushed salmon steak.

3224
02:32:27,380 --> 02:32:32,380
Ten mil.

3225
02:32:32,380 --> 02:32:51,380
That's a horrible rendition of that song.

3226
02:32:51,380 --> 02:32:55,380
Why did they use a MIDI keyboard horn section?

3227
02:32:55,380 --> 02:32:57,380
They should have just used the fucking piano.

3228
02:32:57,380 --> 02:33:00,380
The way the way God intended.

3229
02:33:00,380 --> 02:33:01,380
Right.

3230
02:33:01,380 --> 02:33:04,380
Sorry about the swears.

3231
02:33:04,380 --> 02:33:05,380
Okay.

3232
02:33:05,380 --> 02:33:06,380
Okay.

3233
02:33:06,380 --> 02:33:07,380
Okay.

3234
02:33:07,380 --> 02:33:08,380
Okay.

3235
02:33:08,380 --> 02:33:09,380
Okay.

3236
02:33:09,380 --> 02:33:10,380
60 seconds each side.

3237
02:33:10,380 --> 02:33:13,380
Boil those goddamn spuds.

3238
02:33:13,380 --> 02:33:15,380
We fucked it up.

3239
02:33:15,380 --> 02:33:16,380
We really fucked it up.

3240
02:33:16,380 --> 02:33:26,380
We should have put a timer on that shit.

3241
02:33:26,380 --> 02:33:29,380
That's a waste of spud.

3242
02:33:29,380 --> 02:33:30,380
That's a waste of spud.

3243
02:33:30,380 --> 02:33:32,380
That's a waste of spud.

3244
02:33:32,380 --> 02:33:33,380
Repeat.

3245
02:33:33,380 --> 02:33:34,380
Waste of spud.

3246
02:33:34,380 --> 02:33:41,380
spud.

3247
02:33:54,320 --> 02:33:58,480
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

3248
02:33:58,480 --> 02:34:01,420
He's got a spatula.

3249
02:34:01,420 --> 02:34:08,420
What's it to ya?

3250
02:34:08,960 --> 02:34:14,960
Eric Sati loves his salmon fillet.

3251
02:34:14,960 --> 02:34:22,220
Oh, nearly fucked that onto the floor there.

3252
02:34:22,220 --> 02:34:26,260
Move you over there, spatula man.

3253
02:34:26,260 --> 02:34:28,460
Put you on that shit.

3254
02:34:28,460 --> 02:34:31,000
Now that shit's gonna cook.

3255
02:34:31,000 --> 02:34:33,000
Very nice, Fontaine.

3256
02:34:33,000 --> 02:34:36,000
We're losing the water here.

3257
02:34:36,000 --> 02:34:38,000
Water charges.

3258
02:34:38,000 --> 02:34:42,000
Let's salt this shit up with 20 grams.

3259
02:34:42,000 --> 02:34:44,540
I don't even need to look at the recipe anymore.

3260
02:34:44,540 --> 02:34:46,540
I know what I'm doing.

3261
02:34:46,540 --> 02:34:48,540
22 years, salt unit.

3262
02:34:48,540 --> 02:34:56,540
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

3263
02:34:56,540 --> 02:34:58,540
That's the shit.

3264
02:34:58,540 --> 02:35:01,080
I'm gonna get that pot.

3265
02:35:01,080 --> 02:35:03,080
Bring it over to Monsieur Spud.

3266
02:35:03,080 --> 02:35:08,080
Two of those bad boys.

3267
02:35:08,080 --> 02:35:10,080
Very nice, Fontaine.

3268
02:35:10,080 --> 02:35:12,080
Flick you down there.

3269
02:35:12,080 --> 02:35:13,080
Thank you very much.

3270
02:35:13,080 --> 02:35:15,080
The mutts nuts.

3271
02:35:15,080 --> 02:35:21,620
Let's turn that off for a moment.

3272
02:35:21,620 --> 02:35:24,620
We don't wanna fuckin' uh...

3273
02:35:24,620 --> 02:35:29,620
We don't wanna cook our fish before our spud gets cooked, right?

3274
02:35:29,620 --> 02:35:33,620
Now, remember to season that shit with parsley.

3275
02:35:33,620 --> 02:35:34,620
I think.

3276
02:35:34,620 --> 02:35:35,620
I think.

3277
02:35:42,620 --> 02:35:44,620
The seven steaks in the bottom.

3278
02:35:51,160 --> 02:35:52,580
Da ba da.

3279
02:35:52,580 --> 02:35:54,580
Da ba da.

3280
02:35:54,580 --> 02:35:56,580
Da ba do boo.

3281
02:36:01,580 --> 02:36:02,580
Seven steak.

3282
02:36:02,580 --> 02:36:04,580
Boiled potato.

3283
02:36:04,580 --> 02:36:05,580
Coming up.

3284
02:36:05,580 --> 02:36:06,580
Coming up.

3285
02:36:09,180 --> 02:36:12,580
We got that shit on the hub over here.

3286
02:36:18,580 --> 02:36:19,580
Hope y'all doing okay out there.

3287
02:36:19,580 --> 02:36:20,580
Sean.

3288
02:36:20,580 --> 02:36:21,580
Museum.

3289
02:36:21,580 --> 02:36:23,580
Jiggy McHugh.

3290
02:36:23,580 --> 02:36:24,580
Gary.

3291
02:36:24,580 --> 02:36:27,580
All the best.

3292
02:36:27,580 --> 02:36:29,580
Let's turn that back on.

3293
02:36:29,580 --> 02:36:31,580
Let's turn that back on.

3294
02:36:31,580 --> 02:36:32,580
All the best.

3295
02:36:32,580 --> 02:36:33,580
All the best.

3296
02:36:33,580 --> 02:36:34,580
Let's turn that back on.

3297
02:36:34,580 --> 02:36:34,580
All the best.

3298
02:36:34,580 --> 02:36:35,580
Let's turn that back on.

3299
02:36:35,580 --> 02:36:36,580
All the best.

3300
02:36:36,580 --> 02:36:38,580
Let's turn that back on.

3301
02:36:38,580 --> 02:36:48,080
Wrong.

3302
02:36:49,340 --> 02:36:50,660
Now we got a little plate.

3303
02:36:52,660 --> 02:36:53,800
Basic plate.

3304
02:36:53,800 --> 02:37:23,060
That's the right place I am.

3305
02:37:23,060 --> 02:37:26,900
There we go.

3306
02:37:27,000 --> 02:37:27,780
That's your meal.

3307
02:37:28,880 --> 02:37:30,740
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow.

3308
02:37:30,860 --> 02:37:32,040
Who knows, dickhead?

3309
02:37:35,640 --> 02:37:39,940
You'd know how to cook that shit if you ever worked a goddamn day in your life.

3310
02:37:41,100 --> 02:37:42,440
Time is everything.

3311
02:37:42,620 --> 02:37:43,340
Time is money.

3312
02:37:43,720 --> 02:37:46,500
Taste, realization, overall score.

3313
02:37:47,140 --> 02:37:48,100
Guest is pleased.

3314
02:37:48,280 --> 02:37:49,260
$12 tip.

3315
02:37:49,680 --> 02:37:50,460
Plate returned.

3316
02:37:50,460 --> 02:37:51,360
Mm-mm.

3317
02:37:52,440 --> 02:37:56,040
Heating mistake, but other than that, unbelievable.

3318
02:37:56,940 --> 02:38:01,520
We didn't even need to put parsley on that shit because I think that we only put that on the trout.

3319
02:38:02,260 --> 02:38:04,220
And look what we got here.

3320
02:38:04,940 --> 02:38:06,000
Monsieur True.

3321
02:38:06,720 --> 02:38:07,900
Let's take this guy.

3322
02:38:08,760 --> 02:38:09,420
All of you.

3323
02:38:09,680 --> 02:38:10,120
And eat him.

3324
02:38:10,380 --> 02:38:11,260
He is my fish.

3325
02:38:11,480 --> 02:38:12,400
I give him up to you.

3326
02:38:12,880 --> 02:38:15,580
It is right to give him thanks and praise.

3327
02:38:17,380 --> 02:38:19,600
Do this in memory of trout.

3328
02:38:23,280 --> 02:38:25,080
Now, I'm gonna go off memory here.

3329
02:38:25,480 --> 02:38:26,560
Five black pep.

3330
02:38:27,500 --> 02:38:29,880
One, two, three, four, five.

3331
02:38:33,780 --> 02:38:34,640
Five dill.

3332
02:38:36,880 --> 02:38:39,540
One, two, three, four, five.

3333
02:38:43,100 --> 02:38:44,060
Five time.

3334
02:38:47,100 --> 02:38:49,960
One, two, three, four, five.

3335
02:38:53,960 --> 02:38:57,540
Stick that guy on a lovely little tray.

3336
02:38:57,540 --> 02:39:00,220
Bring him here.

3337
02:39:00,220 --> 02:39:15,560
Now, what are we doing here?

3338
02:39:15,620 --> 02:39:16,200
What's he wanting?

3339
02:39:16,580 --> 02:39:17,020
Potatoes.

3340
02:39:17,020 --> 02:39:18,560
Oh, it's just trout and lemons, right?

3341
02:39:19,660 --> 02:39:20,720
It's trout and lemons.

3342
02:39:23,780 --> 02:39:24,700
How many lemons?

3343
02:39:24,900 --> 02:39:26,180
Two, one, just one.

3344
02:39:34,520 --> 02:39:37,580
So, we got bollocked for our cutting technique the last time.

3345
02:39:37,660 --> 02:39:41,900
We need to make sure it's not gonna come back to bite us in the ass again.

3346
02:39:51,360 --> 02:39:52,420
I think that's right.

3347
02:39:52,420 --> 02:40:01,300
I need to put a timer on this.

3348
02:40:01,520 --> 02:40:02,460
Trout is not cooked.

3349
02:40:05,060 --> 02:40:07,140
I got a bit of time so I can read the chat.

3350
02:40:08,600 --> 02:40:09,500
Speedrunning, yes.

3351
02:40:10,100 --> 02:40:10,460
Speedrun.

3352
02:40:10,820 --> 02:40:12,920
Every day in the kitchen is a speedrun clone.

3353
02:40:13,720 --> 02:40:16,040
I caught myself a big trout this weekend.

3354
02:40:17,040 --> 02:40:19,340
Off the Chesapeake Bay.

3355
02:40:19,520 --> 02:40:20,600
Very nice, Foggles.

3356
02:40:20,600 --> 02:40:26,660
Don't tell the missus.

3357
02:40:26,720 --> 02:40:27,960
She thought I was on a work trip.

3358
02:40:28,280 --> 02:40:29,360
Bada bing, bada boom.

3359
02:40:31,220 --> 02:40:31,960
Very good.

3360
02:40:33,740 --> 02:40:34,700
Ghost Bob.

3361
02:40:35,660 --> 02:40:37,800
Thank you very much, Ghost Bob.

3362
02:40:38,500 --> 02:40:39,420
Very kind of you.

3363
02:40:41,700 --> 02:40:42,180
Oh.

3364
02:40:42,600 --> 02:40:44,420
Another second to do with that trout.

3365
02:40:53,860 --> 02:40:54,940
Clean the cutting board.

3366
02:40:55,040 --> 02:40:58,040
Do you reckon there's gonna be some bad stuff on that cutting board?

3367
02:40:59,660 --> 02:41:01,240
We haven't cleaned that in weeks.

3368
02:41:03,740 --> 02:41:11,620
I need a plate for that shit.

3369
02:41:14,880 --> 02:41:16,300
Eric Soddy again.

3370
02:41:16,860 --> 02:41:18,180
On the fucking MIDI keyboard.

3371
02:41:19,800 --> 02:41:20,840
Guy's an asshole.

3372
02:41:20,840 --> 02:41:23,700
I need a plate for that shit.

3373
02:41:23,700 --> 02:41:29,520
Horseradish.

3374
02:41:34,980 --> 02:41:35,580
Shit.

3375
02:41:42,940 --> 02:41:44,840
Anyone know how much horseradish?

3376
02:41:49,380 --> 02:41:51,600
We need to know how much horseradish.

3377
02:41:51,720 --> 02:41:52,000
Quick.

3378
02:42:01,560 --> 02:42:02,100
Fuck it.

3379
02:42:02,120 --> 02:42:02,900
We're gonna go with four.

3380
02:42:03,120 --> 02:42:03,500
Two.

3381
02:42:03,700 --> 02:42:03,980
Three.

3382
02:42:04,280 --> 02:42:04,560
Four.

3383
02:42:09,440 --> 02:42:09,840
Five.

3384
02:42:09,960 --> 02:42:10,240
Six.

3385
02:42:10,440 --> 02:42:11,260
I think it was six.

3386
02:42:13,900 --> 02:42:14,880
Now parsley.

3387
02:42:16,880 --> 02:42:17,760
Or sage.

3388
02:42:17,860 --> 02:42:18,560
Whatever that is.

3389
02:42:19,400 --> 02:42:19,860
One.

3390
02:42:20,180 --> 02:42:20,500
Two.

3391
02:42:21,500 --> 02:42:21,900
Three.

3392
02:42:37,220 --> 02:42:38,380
Tell me about it.

3393
02:42:39,120 --> 02:42:39,800
Trout unit.

3394
02:42:41,240 --> 02:42:42,560
Fishing for trout.

3395
02:42:43,200 --> 02:42:44,160
Oh yeah, baby.

3396
02:42:45,320 --> 02:42:46,380
Gordon Ramsay.

3397
02:42:46,380 --> 02:42:48,620
Go buy yourself a cookbook.

3398
02:42:49,000 --> 02:42:51,400
Because you can't compete with the likes of Fentain.

3399
02:42:51,940 --> 02:42:52,860
22 years.

3400
02:42:53,000 --> 02:42:53,680
Trout unit.

3401
02:42:56,380 --> 02:42:57,500
No complaints.

3402
02:42:58,180 --> 02:42:58,980
Five out of five.

3403
02:42:59,080 --> 02:42:59,340
Everything.

3404
02:42:59,840 --> 02:43:00,260
Fame.

3405
02:43:01,240 --> 02:43:02,040
Cooking points.

3406
02:43:03,680 --> 02:43:05,560
Go suck lemons, Fentain.

3407
02:43:08,160 --> 02:43:10,700
Come back to me when you're less sour.

3408
02:43:12,060 --> 02:43:12,780
Finish up.

3409
02:43:13,440 --> 02:43:14,060
Start cleaning.

3410
02:43:14,280 --> 02:43:15,140
Hey, it's been a good day.

3411
02:43:15,200 --> 02:43:16,400
We'll turn that shit off the radio.

3412
02:43:16,540 --> 02:43:17,540
It's wrecking my buzz.

3413
02:43:22,160 --> 02:43:22,560
Empty.

3414
02:43:23,260 --> 02:43:24,300
Turn that shit off.

3415
02:43:25,800 --> 02:43:27,740
That shit was wrecking my buzz.

3416
02:43:27,820 --> 02:43:29,400
Shame about the pork chop, right?

3417
02:43:32,100 --> 02:43:33,880
Well, it's been a hard day in the kitchen.

3418
02:43:34,840 --> 02:43:36,260
Let me put these guys in the fridge.

3419
02:43:37,100 --> 02:43:37,800
Chicken broth.

3420
02:43:41,220 --> 02:43:42,160
Put that there.

3421
02:43:48,160 --> 02:43:48,900
I don't know.

3422
02:43:49,140 --> 02:43:49,860
You wash.

3423
02:43:50,080 --> 02:43:51,480
You gotta wash that.

3424
02:43:51,580 --> 02:43:52,520
That board there.

3425
02:43:52,520 --> 02:43:54,780
Soup in the fridge.

3426
02:43:59,220 --> 02:43:59,680
No.

3427
02:43:59,680 --> 02:43:59,700
No.

3428
02:44:09,540 --> 02:44:10,700
Soup will not keep.

3429
02:44:12,580 --> 02:44:14,800
I'm gonna keep that for tomorrow and reheat it.

3430
02:44:26,940 --> 02:44:28,160
I just got rid of the pot.

3431
02:44:30,320 --> 02:44:31,740
I just got rid of the pot.

3432
02:44:33,820 --> 02:44:34,320
I just got rid of the pot.

3433
02:44:34,320 --> 02:44:34,660
I just got rid of the pot.

3434
02:44:47,980 --> 02:44:48,580
Someone's beeping.

3435
02:44:48,720 --> 02:44:50,340
Someone's still got married or something.

3436
02:44:51,460 --> 02:44:52,340
Complete beeps.

3437
02:44:54,440 --> 02:44:55,680
The beep master.

3438
02:44:56,220 --> 02:44:58,560
You gotta turn that hob off.

3439
02:44:59,640 --> 02:45:00,840
You gotta get hobbed in the head.

3440
02:45:01,620 --> 02:45:02,160
Hob nailed.

3441
02:45:03,240 --> 02:45:04,640
Take that shit sponge.

3442
02:45:05,360 --> 02:45:06,840
Clean up this little mess here.

3443
02:45:07,840 --> 02:45:08,720
Like so.

3444
02:45:09,860 --> 02:45:11,360
Another day, another dime.

3445
02:45:16,120 --> 02:45:17,260
Any more spillage?

3446
02:45:19,640 --> 02:45:20,720
I think we're okay.

3447
02:45:24,300 --> 02:45:25,800
Maybe we can clean that board there.

3448
02:45:27,300 --> 02:45:27,740
Shit.

3449
02:45:29,060 --> 02:45:30,960
Clean that knife, clean that board.

3450
02:45:30,960 --> 02:46:00,940
Clean that knife, clean that board.

3451
02:46:00,940 --> 02:46:04,160
I don't know what I'm doing.

3452
02:46:11,380 --> 02:46:13,160
I think that's washing up, right?

3453
02:46:13,840 --> 02:46:15,380
I got rid of the fucking pan.

3454
02:46:15,480 --> 02:46:16,300
I threw the pan away.

3455
02:46:17,380 --> 02:46:18,580
Wasn't meant to do that either.

3456
02:46:18,740 --> 02:46:23,240
We're down one pan and one tub.

3457
02:46:24,320 --> 02:46:25,500
What'd you call that? Pot?

3458
02:46:27,180 --> 02:46:28,140
It's a tough day.

3459
02:46:28,140 --> 02:46:30,160
It's a tough day at the office.

3460
02:46:30,400 --> 02:46:32,660
To be honest with you, I'm beat.

3461
02:46:33,120 --> 02:46:34,000
I am beat.

3462
02:46:37,420 --> 02:46:39,800
Okay, cleaning phase done for the day.

3463
02:46:39,940 --> 02:46:41,360
Listen, guys, it's been emotional.

3464
02:46:41,500 --> 02:46:42,100
It's been real.

3465
02:46:43,560 --> 02:46:46,100
Hopefully we can come back again and cook up a storm.

3466
02:46:46,500 --> 02:46:48,900
But we've learned how to cook two new meals.

3467
02:46:50,620 --> 02:46:51,180
Trout.

3468
02:46:51,180 --> 02:46:51,180
Trout.

3469
02:46:51,180 --> 02:46:51,180
Trout.

3470
02:46:51,180 --> 02:46:51,180
Trout.

3471
02:46:51,180 --> 02:46:51,180
Trout.

3472
02:46:52,520 --> 02:46:53,140
Salmon.

3473
02:46:53,340 --> 02:46:54,560
Actually, four meals.

3474
02:46:54,800 --> 02:46:55,300
Borscht.

3475
02:46:55,440 --> 02:46:56,080
Tomato soup.

3476
02:46:57,080 --> 02:47:00,320
Why don't you go out and try those meals yourself tomorrow?

3477
02:47:01,320 --> 02:47:07,040
Cooking can be a therapeutic and relaxing, amenity way to deal with stress.

3478
02:47:07,760 --> 02:47:09,980
Any mental health shit that's going around.

3479
02:47:10,980 --> 02:47:14,460
Maybe take out a fucking steak or two and cook those shits.

3480
02:47:15,800 --> 02:47:17,220
It alleviates tension.

3481
02:47:17,480 --> 02:47:18,560
It's like doing a workout.

3482
02:47:22,260 --> 02:47:23,260
Critic is coming.

3483
02:47:23,480 --> 02:47:24,280
Critic is coming.

3484
02:47:24,680 --> 02:47:25,620
It's time to leave.

3485
02:47:26,220 --> 02:47:28,080
Tomorrow we're going to be visited by Food Critic.

3486
02:47:28,480 --> 02:47:28,980
Impress him.

3487
02:47:29,660 --> 02:47:30,380
Everyone's going to hear.

3488
02:47:30,460 --> 02:47:32,440
Okay, guys, it's been real.

3489
02:47:32,640 --> 02:47:38,920
Come back next time when we try to impress a Food Critic with our skills.

3490
02:47:39,640 --> 02:47:41,300
Which we're going to choose here now.

3491
02:47:42,880 --> 02:47:44,360
Let's boost our fame.

3492
02:47:46,260 --> 02:47:48,920
Let's dish streak.

3493
02:47:49,940 --> 02:47:54,020
And let's go for a dish income boost.

3494
02:47:54,660 --> 02:47:55,500
We can't do that.

3495
02:47:56,140 --> 02:47:59,700
So we'll go back here for cheaper liquids.

3496
02:48:01,220 --> 02:48:02,520
And that's it.

3497
02:48:03,500 --> 02:48:04,640
Start next day.

3498
02:48:05,660 --> 02:48:06,520
Day six.

3499
02:48:07,320 --> 02:48:07,840
Good night.

3500
02:48:08,000 --> 02:48:08,640
God bless.

3501
02:48:08,640 --> 02:48:10,740
See you later.

3502
02:48:11,740 --> 02:48:13,900
Thanks very much for everything.

3503
02:48:14,520 --> 02:48:17,260
And save game.

3504
02:48:17,820 --> 02:48:18,500
No save.

3505
02:48:20,280 --> 02:48:21,200
Great music.

3506
02:48:21,200 --> 02:48:24,400
I like that shit.

3507
02:48:24,400 --> 02:48:33,660
Congratulations.

3508
02:48:33,660 --> 02:48:37,360
You got a son.

3509
02:48:40,360 --> 02:48:41,920
Congratulations.

3510
02:48:41,920 --> 02:48:45,740
That shit was fun.

3511
02:48:47,960 --> 02:48:50,780
We learned how to cook a meal.

3512
02:48:50,780 --> 02:48:54,220
And drink some soup.

3513
02:48:56,140 --> 02:49:00,280
We got that shit sent back by the critic.

3514
02:49:01,000 --> 02:49:02,920
Said it tasted like poop.

3515
02:49:03,920 --> 02:49:05,020
I was out of time for that.

3516
02:49:05,020 --> 02:49:05,020
I was out of time for that.

3517
02:49:21,020 --> 02:49:22,280
See you later out there.

3518
02:49:23,860 --> 02:49:26,100
Next time we're going to be cooking with gas.

3519
02:49:26,760 --> 02:49:27,940
Take it easy, Fontaine.

3520
02:49:29,100 --> 02:49:29,520
Congratulations.

3521
02:49:30,520 --> 02:49:31,600
You got a bun.
